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  • Ahumadora
    Club Member
    • Oct 2015
    • 1919
    • Pilar Buenos Aires, Argentina

    Worst case scenario. For the pandemic.
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    • SMOG MAN
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      That makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

    • radshop
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      I don't resemble that picture at all. But my neighbor who goes to the gym...

    • Foehn Watts
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      Soylent Green is People!!!!. No, people is people.
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 21st, 2020, 12:30 PM. Reason: added comma for clarity
  • Ahumadora
    Club Member
    • Oct 2015
    • 1919
    • Pilar Buenos Aires, Argentina

    Day 3 of the Quarantine and my mom doesn't know what else to clean.
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    • gcdmd
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      Que Bueno.

    • Foehn Watts
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      Things are the same all over the world, no? :-)
  • RichieB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2018
    • 1207
    • Western Mass

    If you want a bit of comic relief, search YouTube "rodia comedy". About 3 minute clips. I was sent the 1st one about TP.

    WARNING, adult language so NSFW even thou your are most likely home. But you might not want to open around kids.

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 1682
      • Brentwood CA
      • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
        Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
        LSG Insulated Cabinet
        Jumbo Joe
        VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
        FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
        Thermoworks Signal
        Thermoworks Dot
        Thermopen Mk4

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      • RichieB
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        Not seeing the picture.

      • ofelles
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        Try now. Hopefully

      • Foehn Watts
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        On another food board, someone swapped a batch of chocolate toffee for a 20 pack of TP. Good deal!
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12133
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
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      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 962
        • The Republic of Texas

        I've been reading Kent Rollins's book. This gave me a chuckle:


        A lady told me, “I guess the cowboy is a dying breed.” I told her, “No, Ma’am, you just can’t see him from the road.”

        Rollins, Kent. "A Taste of Cowboy: Ranch Recipes and Tales from the Trail" HMH Books. Kindle Edition.
        Last edited by gcdmd; March 19th, 2020, 04:20 PM.

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        • Craigar
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          Is that from his new book?

        • gcdmd
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          @Craigar
          Yes, it is.
          Last edited by gcdmd; March 20th, 2020, 05:37 AM.
      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 962
        • The Republic of Texas

        More wisdom from Kent, particularly timely:


        Life, like a bucking horse, is going to buck you off at times. Just remember to get back on and finish.

        Rollins, Kent. "A Taste of Cowboy: Ranch Recipes and Tales from the Trail" . HMH Books. Kindle Edition.
        Last edited by gcdmd; March 19th, 2020, 04:20 PM.

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        • Bogy
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 532
          • North Central Iowa
          • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
            Weber Genesis E-310
            Original Grilla
            Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
            Thermoworks ThermoPop
            Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
            Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
            2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

          If this doesn't make you laugh, or at least grin, something is wrong with you!

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          • gcdmd
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            That's wonderful.

          • JimLinebarger
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            I use to do that. But my wife got tired of me being in the way while she was making dinner.

          • Foehn Watts
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            She shoulda told you to keep on sittin' and spinnin'!
        • frigate
          Club Member
          • Aug 2019
          • 69
          • East Quogue, NY

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          • Craigar
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1078
            • Papillion, NE
            • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
              * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
              * - Slow 'N Sear
              * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
              * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
              * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
              * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
              * - Thermoworks Dot
              * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
              * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
              * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
              * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
              * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
              * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

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            • Craigar
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1078
              • Papillion, NE
              • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
                * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
                * - Slow 'N Sear
                * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
                * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
                * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
                * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
                * - Thermoworks Dot
                * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
                * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
                * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
                * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
                * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
                * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

              Hooters needs to start a delivery business and call it Knockers.

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              • Foehn Watts
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                Arrghhhhhh!
            • Hulagn1971
              Charter Member
              • Dec 2014
              • 978
              • NC, The Triad
              • WSM 22.5", Pitmaster IQ110, Weber 22.5" Kettle with SNS, Weber 14" Smokey Joe.

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              • Bogy
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 532
                • North Central Iowa
                • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                  Weber Genesis E-310
                  Original Grilla
                  Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                  Thermoworks ThermoPop
                  Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                  Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                  2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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                • Foehn Watts
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                  I gotta practice this until it comes to my lips automatically when I klutz-out!
              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 12133
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
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                • Foehn Watts
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                  -a second time. . . Hah ha ha!
                  My sister likes to tell a story of former co-worker, male, that mistakenly chopped a LOT of jalapenos bare-handed. Someone ended up needing to take him a glass of milk IN the restroom after he tried to take a leak--again bare-handed. . .YIKES!

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  Hey, I gotta story about...shoot, the rules say the jokes have to be "tasteful".

                • Thunder77
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                  I saw one similar to that. "Baltimore Style" with Old Bay.
              • 58limited
                Club Member
                • Dec 2018
                • 621
                • SE Texas
                • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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                • Bogy
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                  My wife liked the version where it was the husband trying to get back in. I'm worried. I have to go to church tomorrow. (Going to be me and the audio/video person. Facebook address available on request if you want to hear a sermon). I'm afraid she won't let me back in when I get home.

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  Bogy - don't worry. Just put a blanket and a pillow in your car before you leave.

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

              Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

              Click here for our review of this superb smoker


              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order