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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 505
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    As I get older I realize:

    1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
    2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
    3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
    4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
    5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
    6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini-vacation.
    7. The day the world runs out of margaritas is just too terrible to think about.
    8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
    9. "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

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    • gcdmd
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      Regarding #6:

      A friend of mine went to West Point. He and his fellow cadets had a saying, "An hour in the sack is an hour away from West Point."
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 505
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street. Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little shack. “This belongs to you,” said Saint Peter. “Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so many mansions I could live in?” the man demanded. “We did the best we could with the money you sent us!” Saint Peter replied.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Lovin it, Brother!
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 505
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    Latest in virus protection!

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    • JimLinebarger
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      Looks like he didn't keep it up to date.
  • Neris
    Club Member
    • Dec 2018
    • 178
    • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

    Little girl talking to her Mom, "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"
    "Well sweetheart, all I wanted was a back rub!"

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 878
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

      ***Please Don’t be Mad at Lazy People***

      They didn’t do anything

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      • Bogy
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        Thank you! I appreciate the support!

      • JimLinebarger
        JimLinebarger commented
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        If I do something like respond to this, does that mean I am NOT lazy?
    • THE Humble Texan
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 163

      Do you ever wonder....

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      • JimLinebarger
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        If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 505
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        That bottle needs a friend. I could be that friend.

      • DesertRaider
        DesertRaider commented
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        Bogy , you steal the best jokes!
    • rickgregory
      Founding Member
      • Aug 2014
      • 410
      • Seattle, WA

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      • Andrrr
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        A classic that always gets me
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3020
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • rickgregory
        Founding Member
        • Aug 2014
        • 410
        • Seattle, WA

        NEIL DIAMOND: touching hands
        CDC: no don’t touch hands
        NEIL DIAMOND: reaching out
        CDC: please avoid that
        NEIL DIAMOND: TOUCHING YOU-
        CDC: everyone is Boston is doomed

        STING: Don't stand
        Don't stand so
        Don't stand so close to me
        CDC: Now you're talkin

        STING: Every breath you take, every step you make...
        CDC: Yes, we will be watching you.

        Proclaimers:
        But I would walk 500 miles
        and I would walk 500 more
        just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
        to fall down at your door
        CDC: Please quarantine in place

        MC Hammer: You can't touch this
        CDC: Not without proper sterilization and washing hands

        JIM MORRISON: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW TOUCH ME, BABY!
        CDC: That is not advised.
        JIM MORRISON: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
        CDC: Immaterial.

        Phil Collins: Shes seems to have an invisible touch
        CDC: get her into quarantine immediately!

        Pink Floyd: HEY YOU
        CDC: oh hell
        Pink Floyd: out there on your own
        CDC: ok, self quarantined, not so bad
        Pink Floyd: sitting naked by the phone WOULD YOU TOUCH ME
        CDC: god damnit

        EXILE: I want to kiss you all over
        CDC: Absolutely not.
        EXILE: and over again.
        CDC: GOTTDAMNIT!!

        Alanis: Cause I got one hand in my pocket.
        CDC: Make sure it's sanitized.
        Alanis: And the other one is giving a high five.
        CDC: That's it. I quit!

        MILEY: "It's a Party in the USA!"
        CDC: "You really should avoid large gatherings."
        MILEY: "My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick!"
        CDC: "See! What did I tell you?"

        Bon Jovi: You're love is like bad medicine.
        CDC: We're actually still finding the cure.
        Bon Jovi: Bad medicine is what I need.
        CDC: It most certainly is not.

        BEATLES: Yeah you, got that something, I think you'll understand
        CDC: It's Covid-19
        BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
        CDC: Not advisable
        BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
        CDC: No

        Eddie Money: Take me home tonight!
        CDC: NO!

        Foreigner: “I’M HOT-BLOODED! Check it and see.”
        CDC: “Well, yes, we do advise constant monitoring of body tempera
        Foreigner: “I’VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE!”
        CDC: “Dear God. Why are you still singing? Can we get an ambulance here? Right away?”

        Robert Palmer: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got.a bad case
        CDC: Oh no...
        Palmer: Of loving you
        CDC: *sigh of relief*

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        • ScottyC13
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          Excellent!

        • Mosca
          Mosca commented
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          Yeah I stole this one.
      • pkadare
        Club Member
        • Jun 2019
        • 762
        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
        • My gear:
          22 Weber Kettle
          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
          Broil King Keg
          Traeger Pro 34
          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
          Pit Barrel Cooker

        This is so me and my wife.

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3034
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          Washington Girl Scouts are setting up cookie sales table in front of the pot shops, currently selling about 100 boxes an hour.

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Bwaahaahaahaa!!! Excellent!
        • SmokeyNate
          Club Member
          • Jan 2020
          • 58
          • The Willamette Valley

          Yep...that would do it.
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          • JimLinebarger
            JimLinebarger commented
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            That gave me a long chuckle!

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Schnort, glad Smokey's in th other room lol!

          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!
        • Bogy
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 505
          • North Central Iowa
          • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
            Weber Genesis E-310
            Original Grilla
            Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
            Thermoworks ThermoPop
            Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
            Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
            2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

          In regard to ComfortablyNumb's post about Girl Scouts in Washington (where my granddaughter has been selling GS cookies, although not at the pot shops):

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          BTW, if you want your fix delivered right to your door, I have two granddaughters who are pushing...selling...cookies, and I can provide the link to order online.

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          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            Darn Girl Scouts. They must put opioids in those cookies.
        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 762
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker

          From a fellow 'Softie.
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          • Thunder77
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            I would love to work from home for a week.

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        Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


        Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

        maverick PT55 thermometer

        A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

        Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


        If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

        slow n sear

        The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

        Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


        Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

        the good one grill

        The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

        Click here to read our complete review


        The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

        the good one grill

        The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

        Click here to read our complete review


        Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

        Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

        The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

        Click here to read our detailed review and to order


        Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

        The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

        The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

        Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


        The Undisputed Champion!

        thermapen

        The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


        Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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        Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

        Click here to read our detailed review and to order


        The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

        NK-22-Ck Grill

        Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

        Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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        G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

        Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

        If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

        Click here to read our detailed review

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        GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

        grill grates

        GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

        Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


        PK 360 grill

        Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

        The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

        Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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        kareubequ bbq smoker

        Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

        The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

        Click here for our review of this superb smoker


        Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

        masterbuilt gas smoker

        The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

        Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

        Click here to read our detailed review


        Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

        masterbuilt gas smoker

        Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

        Click here to read our detailed review and to order


        Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

        fireboard bbq thermometer

        With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

        Click here to read our detailed review


        Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

        Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

        Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

        Click here to read our detailed review and to order