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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 435
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 2991
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot



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      • Craigar
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        You're such a rebel.
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 671
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker

      It's funny because it's true.

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      • THE Humble Texan
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        • Oct 2017
        • 158

        Originally posted by pkadare View Post
        It's funny because it's true.

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        Some of us own multiple complete sets. You are either young or have been in a comma. welcome to life.
        (sometimes my keyboarddd is faster than I am )
        Last edited by THE Humble Texan; February 21st, 2020, 01:49 PM.

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        • Bogy
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          Yeah, pretty sure I have some duplicates if pkadare needs to fill out his set.

        • Polarbear777
          Polarbear777 commented
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          If you’ve been in a “comma”, you’ve paused long enough to move on with the sentence. :-)

        • pkadare
          pkadare commented
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          Polarbear777 - I was thinking along similar lines and while I'm one of those who is quick to jump on spelling and grammar errors on the broader intertubes, I didn't want to be "that guy" here. I do respect your willingness to jump in with both feet though. :-)
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 2991
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        I realise the weather is getting better, but the roads are still pretty slick, so be careful. I've slid into the BBQ store and butcher shop three times.

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        • Bogy
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          Slick is an understatement for the parking lot at one of my churches. We've been going through a thaw/freeze/thaw/freeze cycle. About 2/3 of the parking lot is gravel, and when I went to a meeting Wednesday night I was the first one there, and figured I couldn't hit anything, so I had fun sliding across it in my car. I parked, and was walking in when I had the thought that someone else might hit the ice and slide into my car. Then I watched the next arrival end up about 3 feet from my car.
      • 58limited
        Club Member
        • Dec 2018
        • 463
        • SE Texas
        • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

        This is not a joke but real: The secured wireless network of one of my neighbors is called Tell My Wifi Love Her. It sometimes shows up on my available networks list.

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        • surfdog
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          Years ago I had a neighbour of a house we were renting short term in northern England that had a WiFi network called Get Your Own!. Took me a little over an hour to crack that one. LOL

        • pkadare
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          I've seen all kind of strange names. Probably the funniest I've seen was "FBI Surveillance Van #7".
      • Neris
        Club Member
        • Dec 2018
        • 156
        • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

        A woman walks into an Ozzie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

        The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

        He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?"

        "I'm a prostitute," she says.

        The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

        The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl"……"No, that still won't work... Try again."

        They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."

        The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

        "Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."…..Tax man says

        “Poultry Farmer it is then."

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        • MTurney
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          • Feb 2020
          • 44
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • surfdog
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            Reminds me of going to the gym...and asking the guy which machine I should use to make women find me more attractive. He pointed to the ATM in the lobby. Doh!
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 11426
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          Not a joke, but since puns are popular here, I thought some might be interested in this game.


          https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/p...iant=control#/

          Spinaker ??

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          • holehogg
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            Doing a bit of PUNting I see.

          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            Nothing I love more than a great pun!
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 1695
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          What cheese is made backwards?



          edam

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          • Neris
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 156
            • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

            A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy."
            Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say : "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
            At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Grandad says again in a controlled voice : "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."
            Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says : "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandad."
            "Thanks," says the grandpa. "But I am William. The little b******'s name is Kevin."

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            • ScottyC13
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              Excellent!

            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              I used that story as a sermon illustration recently.
          • Neris
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 156
            • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

            A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

            The passion is heating up, but then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

            The husband says "WHAT??"

            The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.

            The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

            The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.

            He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits and then tells his wife, "We'll take all three of them".

            Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.

            Finally they go to the Jewelry Department and get diamond earrings.

            The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out) She goes for the tennis bracelet.

            The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."

            The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.

            She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

            The husband says," No, honey we're not going to BUY all this stuff."

            The wife's face goes blank.

            "No honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

            Her face gets red and she is about to explode and then the Husband says "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!"

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            • DesertRaider
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              I just can't see it ending well for him. I'd bet very slow and painful.
          • Neris
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 156
            • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

            A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just passing by. He gets into the taxi and the driver says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
            Passenger: “Who?”
            Cabbie: “Frank. Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank every single time.”
            Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
            Cabbie: “Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
            Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”
            Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to use. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank could do everything right."
            Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”
            Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong. And his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
            Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”
            Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

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            • wu7y
              Club Member
              • Oct 2017
              • 92
              • Gillette Wyoming

              Jim and Bob, friends who had not seen each other for quite awhile, ran into each other on the street. They stopped to chat for a few minutes exchanging pleasantries - how's the wife, how're the kids, what are they doing now? They brought each other more or less up to date. Jim finally asked Bob, "How's your business doing?" Bob looked at Jim, smiled and said, "It's a lot like sex."

              Seeing Jim's puzzled look he went on to say, "Oh, you know. When it's good it's great and when it's bad it's still pretty good."

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              • gcdmd
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                Sort of like powder skiing.

              • wu7y
                wu7y commented
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                No. It's a lot like powder skiing.
            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 2991
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

              Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor
              went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

              Click here for our review of this superb smoker


              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order