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  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 2995
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    My wife called me at work and said the car wouldn't start and there was a dashboard warning light of someone sitting on a toilet. I told her to send me a picture.

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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha, brilliant!

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      That's wonderful.
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 2995
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    Translation:

    Man "What are you doing?"

    Shark "Taking a picture of my meal to post on AmazingRibs.com!"

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    • JCGrill
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      Ja, das ist sehr lustig.
  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 689
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Especially when I get stuck in a line at the coffee stand behind three of them....

    • pkadare
      pkadare commented
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      Give Spartacus as your name. Then when they call it out, stand up and shout, "I am Spartacus" and see how many others join in. :-)

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Black coffee drinkers don't have to give a name, they just pour and make you poor....the days of the ten cent bottomless cup are well past.
  • TooOld
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    • Dec 2019
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    • Northern CA

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    • pkadare
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      • Jun 2019
      • 689
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
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        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker

      No, I am not a misogynist, this is just hilarious.
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      • RonB
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        • Apr 2016
        • 11462
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • gcdmd
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          The difference between a dog and a Congressman is that you can choose whether or not to have a dog.
      • ComfortablyNumb
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        • May 2017
        • 2995
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        A father asks a boy what he learned in school that day. "Well, we learned that in some parts of the world you don't know who your wife is until you get married." The father replied, "It's like that everywhere, son."

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 2995
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
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            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          My deaf wife was talking in her sleep last night, she nearly took my eye out.

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 11462
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • surfdog
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              Reminds me...
              A man orders a steak and the waiter asked how he would like it done.
              “Like winning an argument with my wife,” was the reply.
              The waiter said, “Rare it is, Sir.”
          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 689
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker

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            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 689
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 2995
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                One posted by Steve R. on another thread reminded me of this one.

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                • RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 11462
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ

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                  • pkadare
                    Club Member
                    • Jun 2019
                    • 689
                    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
                    • My gear:
                      22 Weber Kettle
                      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                      Broil King Keg
                      Traeger Pro 34
                      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                      Pit Barrel Cooker

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                    • 58limited
                      Club Member
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 477
                      • SE Texas
                      • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

                      Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me.
                      I was like: "What the Hellman!"


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                      • gcdmd
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                        I prefer Duke's, but I guess that wouldn't work here.

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                    Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                    maverick PT55 thermometer

                    A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                    Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                    If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                    slow n sear

                    The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                    Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                    Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                    the good one grill

                    The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                    the good one grill

                    The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                    The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                    The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                    Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                    The Undisputed Champion!

                    thermapen

                    The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                    Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                    Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                    NK-22-Ck Grill

                    Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                    Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                    G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                    Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                    If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                    GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                    grill grates

                    GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                    Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                    PK 360 grill

                    Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                    The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                    Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                    kareubequ bbq smoker

                    Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                    The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                    Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                    Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                    Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                    fireboard bbq thermometer

                    With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                    Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                    Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order