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    My wife called me at work and said the car wouldn't start and there was a dashboard warning light of someone sitting on a toilet. I told her to send me a picture.

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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha, brilliant!

    • gcdmd
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      That's wonderful.

    Translation:

    Man "What are you doing?"

    Shark "Taking a picture of my meal to post on AmazingRibs.com!"

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    • JCGrill
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      Ja, das ist sehr lustig.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Especially when I get stuck in a line at the coffee stand behind three of them....

    • pkadare
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      Give Spartacus as your name. Then when they call it out, stand up and shout, "I am Spartacus" and see how many others join in. :-)

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Black coffee drinkers don't have to give a name, they just pour and make you poor....the days of the ten cent bottomless cup are well past.

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      No, I am not a misogynist, this is just hilarious.
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        • gcdmd
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          The difference between a dog and a Congressman is that you can choose whether or not to have a dog.

        A father asks a boy what he learned in school that day. "Well, we learned that in some parts of the world you don't know who your wife is until you get married." The father replied, "It's like that everywhere, son."

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          My deaf wife was talking in her sleep last night, she nearly took my eye out.

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            • surfdog
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              Reminds me...
              A man orders a steak and the waiter asked how he would like it done.
              “Like winning an argument with my wife,” was the reply.
              The waiter said, “Rare it is, Sir.”

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                One posted by Steve R. on another thread reminded me of this one.

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                      Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me.
                      I was like: "What the Hellman!"


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                      • gcdmd
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                        I prefer Duke's, but I guess that wouldn't work here.

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