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  • jecucolo
    Club Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 1242
    • Schertz Texas
    • Pit Barrel Cooker
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
      Maverick ET-732
      Kingsford Original Charcoal
      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
      Anova Sous Vide

    Two camels were walking in the desert, one camel looks at the second camel and says, "I don't care what they say, I'm thirsty."

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    • Breadhead
      Banned Former Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1

      'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'

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      • vandy
        vandy commented
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        Now that one is to LOL at!
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1078
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      A little girl picks up the phone.
      “Hello?”
      “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” Daddy asks.
      “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
      After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
      “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
      Dad takes a second to process this, then speaks. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
      A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it, Daddy!”
      “And what happened, honey?” he asked.
      “Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
      “Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?”
      “He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”
      A long, silent pause.
      Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? ... Is this 486-5731?”

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      • Craigar
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1078
        • Papillion, NE
        • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
          * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
          * - Slow 'N Sear
          * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
          * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
          * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
          * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
          * - Thermoworks Dot
          * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
          * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
          * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
          * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
          * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
          * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

        A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

        The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
        note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

        The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

        The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

        The blonde said,
        "No, just up to my boobs...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

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        • Breadhead
          Banned Former Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1

          Son to father...😆
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          • Breadhead
            Banned Former Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1

            Be very careful...
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            • Breadhead
              Banned Former Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1

              Things have changed...😏
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              • Breadhead
                Banned Former Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 1

                A test for all you Pit members...
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                • Breadhead
                  Banned Former Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 1

                  Not everything turns out as intended.🤔
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                  • johnsteen
                    Charter Member
                    • Jan 2015
                    • 244

                    Morris (the father) says to his son: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
                    His son immediately replies: "I will choose my own bride, father."
                    Morris sighs: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
                    The son thinks about this only for a split second then answers: "Well, in that case, yes!
                    Morris then approaches Bill Gates and says:"I have a husband for your lovely daughter."
                    Bill Gates quickly answers: "No chance! My daughter is too young to get married!"
                    Morris says: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
                    Bill Gates thinks for a while then answers: "Ah well, in that case, yes, that'll be OK with me."
                    Finally Morris goes to see the president of the World Bank. and says: "I have a young
                    man to recommend as a Vice-President."

                    The President hurriedly answers: "Not interested, I already have more vice-presidents than Ineed."
                    Morris continues smiling: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
                    A few seconds pass, then the World Bank President answers: "Ah that's interesting,Hmmm... In that case, well yes, he can start tomorrow."
                    And that is how successful Jews do business... and no one gets hurt!

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                    • Breadhead
                      Breadhead commented
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                      Sounds like it's out of the book... The Art of the Deal.😆
                  • Thunder77
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 2735
                    • Halethorpe, MD
                    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                    I have friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
                    Last edited by Thunder77; March 23rd, 2016, 08:28 AM. Reason: spelling

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                    • Meathead
                      BBQ Whisperer, Mythbuster
                      • May 2014
                      • 1264
                      • Chicago area
                      • Remember, no rules in the bedroom or kitchen
                        Meathead

                      My favorite BBQ joke is also a Priest and Rabbi joke and it is on the right column on this page. http://amazingribs.com/recipes/other.../charoses.html

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                      • vandy
                        Club Member
                        • Aug 2015
                        • 612
                        • Olive Branch, MS

                        HOW TO CALL THE POLICEWHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FASTANYMORE.



                        George Phillips, an elderly man from

                        Walled Lake, Michigan, was going upto bed,
                        when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroomwindow.

                        George opened the back door to go turn off the light,








                        but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


                        He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"


                        He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed andstealing from me.


                        Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"


                        George said, "Okay."

                        He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

                        Then he phoned the police again.


                        "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both;the dogs are eating them right now."

                        Then, he hung up.

                        Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two FireTrucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulanceshowed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

                        One of the Policemen said to George:
                        "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

                        George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

                        (True Story)


                        Don't mess with old people!!!!!



















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                        • Breadhead
                          Banned Former Member
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 1

                          Sparks fly... When you're with the one you love.😆
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                          • Munch
                            Munch commented
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                            Is he the inventor of an "Anti-Wheelie" device? And is he dreading that right about now?

                          • Huskee
                            Huskee commented
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                            Aren't the sparks going the wrong direction? Oh I see, I was just supposed to laugh. Woops
                        • Munch
                          Former Member
                          • Jun 2015
                          • 130

                          Why don't cannibals eat clowns?



                          They taste funny.

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                          These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

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                          Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                          maverick PT55 thermometer

                          A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                          Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                          If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                          slow n sear

                          The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                          Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                          Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                          the good one grill

                          The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                          Click here to read our complete review


                          The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                          the good one grill

                          The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                          Click here to read our complete review


                          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                          Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                          The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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                          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                          The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                          The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                          Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                          The Undisputed Champion!

                          thermapen

                          The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                          Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                          Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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                          The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                          NK-22-Ck Grill

                          Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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                          G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                          Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                          If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                          GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                          grill grates

                          GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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                          PK 360 grill

                          Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                          The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                          Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                          kareubequ bbq smoker

                          Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                          The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                          Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                          masterbuilt gas smoker

                          The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                          Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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                          Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                          fireboard bbq thermometer

                          With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                          Click here to read our detailed review


                          Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                          Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                          Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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