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  • HawkerXP
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 4447
    • Northern Virginia
    • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
      Thermopop
      Dot w two probes
      Slo n Sear
      Cold beer

    Well, not really a joke. But if anyone is interested in some low priced beef...….. https://www.loudountimes.com/news/lo...40d4f55c7.html

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    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      Some of the comments are pretty funny. Some people don't really understand where the meat they eat comes from. The person who shot it probably thought they had lucked out with a really big deer with funny antlers.

    • HawkerXP
      HawkerXP commented
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      Yeah, I should of clarified, its not grass fed, just grass stained. Bogy
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 800
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8-qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle & pizza stone
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

    Seems they knew exactly what they were doing and how to go about it.
    Quiet kill & quickly butchered. Not that I’m condoning what they did, clearly it’s theft. But, also clearly, they had a plan.

    Never butchered a cow myself. I’m certain I would end up with way to much ground beef. LOL

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    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      ComfortablyNumb, back when I was to young to actually be involved, when it was time to slaughter, cows and hogs, my grampa and his siblings and families would all gather on the old family farm and do it together. Big family gathering. Some of it would get cooked fresh that day, rest of it got divided up and everyone went home with some.

    • RichieB
      RichieB commented
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      I grew up in Northern Jersey, Passaic to be exact. Not to many opportunities to slaughter a cow. Sounds like a nice family bonding experience, I think. I didnt have many family bonding times as a kid. Would have been interesting to see what the other apartment dwellers on Paulison Ave would have thought of us cutting up a cow. I suspect they would have been OK with it if they got their share.

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      RichieB, I wouldn't even try to butcher a cow. As ComfortablyNumb said, it's a big undertaking without a place and equipment to do it (and help). It costs me about $160 to have an actual butcher cut, wrap and freeze a side of beef. And the processor gets rid of the offal. And they have a cooler to let it hang for a couple of weeks at the right temp. Even with that expense my last side of beef cost me right at $1.30 per lb. I love going to the freezer and hamburger and ribeye costs me the same.
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 451
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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  • jecucolo
    Club Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 1220
    • Schertz Texas
    • Pit Barrel Cooker
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
      Maverick ET-732
      Kingsford Original Charcoal
      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
      Anova Sous Vide

    Back to dad:
    What did the hat say to the hat rack?
    You stay here I’ll go on a head...

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 800
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8-qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle & pizza stone
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

      She rushes upstairs only to find her husband lying on the bed naked, sweating and panting.

      “What`s up?” she asks.
      “I think I`m having a heart attack,” cries the husband.

      The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she is dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says: “Mummy! Mummy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she`s got no clothes on!”

      The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

      “You rotten cow,” she screams.

      “My husband`s having a heart attack and you`re running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids.”

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 1244
        • Brentwood CA
        • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
          Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
          LSG Insulated Cabinet (coming in April)
          Jumbo Joe
          VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
          FireBoard and Fan
          Thermoworks Signal
          Thermoworks Dot
          Thermopen Mk4

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        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Yep, I'm old. Fell down the steps in front of a congregation full of people and they not only called me to be their pastor but installed a handrail. They thought it made me more "human".
      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 940
        • The Republic of Texas

        Success Story. This may have been posted before, but it's one of my all time favorite T-Shirts.

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        • RonB
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          I think the sizes start at xxxl.
      • pkadare
        Club Member
        • Jun 2019
        • 689
        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
        • My gear:
          22 Weber Kettle
          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
          Broil King Keg
          Traeger Pro 34
          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
          Pit Barrel Cooker

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        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 689
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker

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          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 689
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 11462
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              For Huskee

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              • Bogy
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 451
                • North Central Iowa
                • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                  Weber Genesis E-310
                  Original Grilla
                  Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                  Thermoworks ThermoPop
                  Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                  Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                  2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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                • Donw
                  Donw commented
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                  Amen. Pulling an all-nighter now means staying up almost to midnight.🙂
              • Neris
                Club Member
                • Dec 2018
                • 161
                • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

                Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?


                Geri can
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                • Bogy
                  Club Member
                  • Mar 2016
                  • 451
                  • North Central Iowa
                  • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                    Weber Genesis E-310
                    Original Grilla
                    Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                    Thermoworks ThermoPop
                    Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                    Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                    2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

                  I wish I was a little kid again, so people would be proud of me when I take a long nap!

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                  • Spinaker
                    Moderator
                    • Nov 2014
                    • 10238
                    • Land of Tonka
                    • John "J R"
                      Instagram: JRBowlsby
                      Smokin' Hound Que
                      Minnesota/ United States of America

                      ********************************************
                      Assistants
                      Dexter (Beagle mix)
                      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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                      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                      Big Green Egg (Large) X2
                      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                      Broil King Keg
                      Karubeque C-60
                      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                      Lodge L410 Hibachi
                      Pit Barrel Cooker
                      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                      Weber Spirit Gasser
                      ******************.
                      Thermometers
                      FireBoard (Base Package)
                      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
                      **************

                      Accessories
                      BBQ Dragon
                      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                      Eggspander Kit X2
                      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                      Finex Cat Iron Line
                      FireBoard Drive
                      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                      Grill Grates
                      Joule Water Circulator
                      KBQ Fire Grate

                      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                      Large Vortex
                      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                      Smithey No. 12
                      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                      Stargazer No.10, 12
                      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
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                      Fuel
                      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                      Kingsford Blue and White
                      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
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                      Cutlery
                      Buck 119 Special
                      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                      Global
                      Shun
                      Wusthof
                      *******
                      Next Major Purchase
                      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

                    I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

                    “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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                    • surfdog
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                      Went to an interview the other day and the guy asked if I had experience.
                      I said, "Yes, this is my twentieth interview this month."

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                  Order men's and women's T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Aprons, Mugs, Caps, Tote Bags, Flasks, and more, all imprinted with the Pitmaster Club logo. There's even a spiral bound journal where you can make notes on your cooks.

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                  This beautifully embroidered shirt is the same one Meathead wears in public and on TV. It's wash and wear and doesn't need ironing (really!), but it is a soft cottonlike feel. Choice of four colors and both men's and women's.

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                  These are not ads or paid placements. These Are Some Of Our Favorite Tools And Toys.

                  These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

                  Use our links when you buy things

                  Many merchants pay us a small referral fee when you click our links and purchase from them. On Amazon it works on everything from grills to diapers, they never tell us what you bought, it has zero impact on the price you pay, but has a major impact on our ability to improve this site! If you like AmazingRibs.com, please save this link and use it every time you go to Amazon

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                  Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

                  Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                  Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                  If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                  slow n sear

                  The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                  Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                  Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                  the good one grill

                  The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                  the good one grill

                  The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                  The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                  The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                  Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                  The Undisputed Champion!

                  thermapen

                  The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                  Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                  Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                  Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                  G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                  Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                  If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                  Click here to read our detailed review

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                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                  Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                  PK 360 grill

                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                  Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

                  Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                  Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                  Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                  fireboard bbq thermometer

                  With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order