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  • Neris
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    • Dec 2018
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    • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

    One day, God speaks to Noah. "Noah", he says, "I want you to build
    another Ark."
    "What, like the last one?" asks Noah.
    "Yes," replies God, "Except this time, I want it to have 14 decks."
    "And shall I lead all the animals into it, two by two, like last
    time?' asks Noah.
    "No, this time I only want you to lead fish into it".
    Noah is a little puzzled. "Just fish?" he asks.
    "Yes," says God. "In fact, just carp."
    "Just carp? Why carp?" Noah quizzes.
    "Well," says God,

    "I've always wanted a multi-storey carp Ark!"
    Last edited by Neris; January 14th, 2020, 05:23 PM.

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    • Neris
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      • Dec 2018
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      • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

      An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

      The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"

      The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

      One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.

      "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

      The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

      The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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      • Bogy
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        Reading Neris joke above this, I was reminded of a story with an alternative storyline.

        A 66 year old man is in getting his regular physical. The doctor tells him he is in amazing shape for a man of 66. He asks, "How old was your father when he passed away." The man replies, "Did I say my father was dead? He's 86 and doing just fine."

        The doctor apologizes for his assumption, and says, "That's amazing, how old was your grandfather when he died." The man replies, "Did I say my grandfather died? He's 106, and in fact, I need you to hurry up and finish this, he's getting married this afternoon, and I need to get there."

        The doctor again apologizes, and says, "That is truly amazing, but why would a man 106 years old want to get married."

        The man replies, "Did I say he WANTED to get married?"

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          So an Aggie got tired of all the Aggie jokes at the office. One evening he went home and memorized all the state capitals .

          The next day some jerks starts telling Aggie jokes and he stopped him in the middle of his joke. “Look” he said “ I’ve had it up to here with the Aggie jokes. I want you to know this Aggie went home and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.



          The rude jerks said “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”



          “N”, he answered.

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          • DesertRaider
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            You might be surprised at how many transplants here (NV) would say that! And then go on to mispronounce Nevada.
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          I think Norwegians in Wisconsin are kinda like Aggies in Texas.

          A down-stater was sitting at the bar in Ashland and asked the bartender if he would like to hear a Norwegian joke. The bartender leaned over and said, "Do you see that guy in the corner? He is the local sheriff, and he’s a Norwegian. The man at end of the bar works for the DNR and he’s a Norwegian. And buddy, I myself am of Norwegian descent. Now, are you sure you still want to tell a Norwegian joke?" The down-stater replied, "No, not if I have to explain it three times!"

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          • Bogy
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            For those of us who like pork every once in a while:

            One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender, being the observant sort, noticed right off that the pig had a wooden leg. He goes over to the man and asks about it. The man says "For a beer I'll tell you all about this very special pig." The bartender figures it's got to be a good story and so gives the man a beer. The man starts "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. About a year ago my house caught on fire at night. This pig broke out of his pen, came into the house, dragged my two littlest children to safety, woke me and my wife and then guided us out of the house. This pig saved my life and my family's lives." The bartender, impressed but still wondering about the leg, asks "Well, that's great. But why does he have a wooden leg?" The man says "For another beer I'll tell you about this very special pig." The bartender, hooked, gives him another beer. The man says "Out behind my house is a small lake. I was out sailing on it when the boat capsized. I cracked my head on the boom and couldn't swim. This pig broke out of his pen, swam out to me and dragged me to shore. He then went into the house and got my wife to come out. She gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. This pig saved my life." The bartender, fascinated but getting a little impatient, asks "That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?" The man says "For another beer...." The bartender gives him another beer. The man says "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during a tornado I was on my way to the basement when I stepped onto a rake and knocked myself out. This pig broke out of his pen and dragged me into the basement. He saved my life." The bartender, figuring this has got to be the last story, says, "Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, a tornado and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?" The man says "Well sir, with a pig this special you don't eat it all at once."

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            • Bogy
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              Sven & Ole, a couple of Norwegians living in Wisconsin, head for the fair in Wausau. The first thing to catch Sven's eye is the big double Ferris wheel. "Oh, Ole," he says, "vould you look at dat. I've always vanted to go on von of dose big Ferris veels. Let's go ride on dat von."Ole, not being near as adventurous as Sven says, "Oh, I don't tink so. Dat looks kind of dangerous to me." "Vell," says Sven, "you give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on dat ride." Ole couldn't come up with a good reason so up they went. Ole had to admit after the ride that it was kind of fun. After another 10 or 15 minutes they came to the roller coaster. "Oh Ole," says Sven, "Vould you look at dat. Dat's von fine looking roller coaster. I tink ve should go for a ride on dat." "Oh, I don't tink so." says Ole. "Dat looks very dangerous to me." "Vell," says Sven. "You give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on dat roller coaster." Again Ole couldn't come up with a good reason so they both went up on the roller coaster. Ole had to admit after the ride that it wasn't so bad. After another 10 minutes or so, they came to the bungee jump. "Oofdah!" exclaimed Sven. "Vill you yust look at dat, Ole. Dose people yump off dat big tower vit nuttink but a rubber band tied to dare ankles. Dat looks like so much fun. Come on, let's go do it." "Oh, I don't tink so," says Ole. "Dat's much too dangerous. Dis is vare I draw da line." "Vell," says Sven, "you give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go up on dat tower and yump off vit me." "Ya, I give you a good reason," says Ole. "I came into dis vorld because of a broken rubber and, by yimminy, I'm not going to leave it da same vay."

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              • Bogy
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                There is a factory in Northern Wisconsin which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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                • jecucolo
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                  Ok Rev. you got me with that one!
              • Bogy
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                Little Ole from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin. "Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. "His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$121,237.65". The boss says "$121,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

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                • surfdog
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                  One o’ my faves.
              • Bogy
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                Saturday morning Ole got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. Ole went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to Lena's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in this rotten weather?"

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                • Bogy
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                  Now that I've ruined my reputation around here (most of what I posted I generally don't tell in mixed company, just to other pastors), here's the joke I was trying to find. And that's it for tonight.

                  Ole, Sven, and Lars came into the bar. They were high-fiving each other, shouting, and generally having a celebration of some sort.

                  "Line 'em up," Ole shouted as the party continued.

                  They drank and carried on for hours. Finally the bartender’s curiosity got the better of him. "Just what are you celebrating?" he asked.

                  "51 days! We did it in 51 days!" they responded.

                  "What did you do in 51 days?" he probed.

                  "Put the puzzle together," they replied, "51 days, and the box said 3-5 years!"

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    Is that so? Well, take a gander at the next joke.
                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  Three priests are passing time on a train trip discussing confessions they have heard. Eventually the conversation turns to the fact that they listen to confession, but don't have anyone to confess to. So they agree to confess to each other. The first says, "I have to admit, I have a wandering eye. I admire the young nuns, and have even a few times crossed the line." The other two nod and instruct him on how to do penance. The second says, "I must admit, I have a problem with the holy wine. I sneak some after hours, even a few times passing out drunk." The other two advise him on how to do penance. The third sits silently, so the other two prod him. Finally he says, "Well, I'm a terrible gossip."

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    Bogy Are you a Norwegian who went to school in College Station? Iowa is east of all of Washington! ;-)

                  • Bogy
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                    ComfortablyNumb, I figured you'd call me on that one. Since I only ever have time to fly into Seattle, you're just "flyover country" to me. Don't count till I get on the ground. One of these days my wife will retire (I get more time off than she does) and we'll have time to drive. Looking forward to that, made one trip between California and Iowa about 1971 by way of Yellowstone, but haven't gone all the way to Seattle by car since the 1963 World's Fair.
                    Last edited by Bogy; January 14th, 2020, 11:50 PM.

                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    Bogy Of course you get more time off, you only work on Sundays! ;-) Well, when you get a chance, be sure to take the North Cascades Highway (SR20) the most scenic drive in all of WA. Redman lives at one end, I live at the other. SR12 is also a beautiful drive, just west of White Pass has a stunning view of Rainer.
                • frigate
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                  I combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it, "Letter Rip".

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                  • Bogy
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                    • Neris
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                      • Dublin, Ireland (europe)

                      Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I've got a hypothetical question for you, miss.

                      The woman, curious, says "O.K. shoot."

                      The man says "If a man were to offer you one million euros to sleep with him, would you do it?"

                      The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers "I guess I would...for a million euros."

                      The man smiles and says "Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five euros?"

                      The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man, "Of course I won't. What do you think I am!"

                      To which the man replies, "We've already determined WHAT you are, now we're just negotiating the price."

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                      Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                      Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                      Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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