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      • surfdog
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        I laughed way too hard at that! LOL

        My ex used to say that I never listened to her...or something like that.

      Years ago I went to a Leper Colony.
      Anyhow we were playing cards...
      Suddenly this dude, threw his hand in.
      So I told him a joke.
      But then...he laughed his head off.
      Unforgettable

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              People keep asking me what I am doing for New Years.....

              C’mon you guys, I don’t have 2020 vision.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                But LOOK at it this way, a year from now you will have 2020 hindsight!

              • Thunder77
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                Grooooan!

              • Steve R.
                Steve R. commented
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                Might as well use that one before it expires in a few days! lol

              Merry Christmas to all and in case anyone was concerned...

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              • pkadare
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                Donw - “By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged”

              • fracmeister
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                “By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged”

                I am impressed that you didn't misspell this as so many others have ('sons' of Worvan) so you already are up a notch in my book...as if being from the Hub of the Kawarthas made famous by the Tragically Hip was not enough.

              • pkadare
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                fracmeister - Why thank you kind sir! You're probably only the 2nd or 3rd non-Canadian I've come across who is a Tragically Hip fan. You sir, have climbed several notches in my book for that and for recognizing that it is "suns" and not "sons". :-)

              Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.



              It hurts like the Dickens!

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              • Texas Larry
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                Ouch! That one hurt!🤣

              Spinaker , the worst Christmas joke ever:

              What was Good King Wenceslaus' favorite kind of pizza?
              Deep Pan crisp and even.....

              Okay I'll see myself out.

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              • Spinaker
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                LOL, instant classic?

              RonB That reminds me...

              Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini...and the bartender asked, "Olive or twist?"

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                Stop trying to make everybody happy - You're not tequila.

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                    Just dropping this one here....


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                    • Steve R.
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                      That last sentence of that article is the cherry on top of the sundae! lol
                      Last edited by Steve R.; December 29, 2019, 02:47 PM.

                    • JimLinebarger
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                      I wonder if that hispanic guy, Jesus, likes original or extra crispy.

                    • Texas Larry
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                      Seems like the people who bought tickets should be arrested for stupidity. Oh, wait, guess that’s not a crime these days.

                    How did the hipster burn his mouth?

                    He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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                    • Thunder77
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                      Grooooan!

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