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  • randy56
    Club Member
    • Aug 2017
    • 523
    • Newburgh In

    The 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship...

    ..1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    cooks, cleans & has a job.

    ..2 It's important have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    ..3 It's important to have a woman who you can
    trust and doesn't lie.

    ..4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
    and likes being with you.

    ..5 It's very, very important that these four women
    don't know each other.

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    • Rfhd69
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      Haaaaaaaaa!

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      Reminds me of the Royal Navy’s Saturday toast.

      “To our wives and sweethearts.”
      The reply to which would be, “May they never meet.”
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1329
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1329
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1329
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        What do you get when a stoner, a Jedi, and an ER Doc walk into a bar?


        Blunt force trauma

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        • randy56
          Club Member
          • Aug 2017
          • 523
          • Newburgh In

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          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 681
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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            • gcdmd
              gcdmd commented
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              You've been spending too much time on Amazon, as have I, since I really did LOL when I saw it.

            • wu7y
              wu7y commented
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              Well, bogey is, after all a man concerned about soles.

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              This here is quality, Brother!!!!
          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 1171
            • The Republic of Texas

            If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

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            • Thunder77
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 2886
              • Halethorpe, MD
              • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch


              Spinaker

              Why is the robot couple's anniversary in the Fall?

              They were autumn mated.

              bah dum tish!!

              okay, leaving now....

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              • Spinaker
                Spinaker commented
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                An instant classic!!!!!
            • Spinaker
              Moderator
              • Nov 2014
              • 11082
              • Land of Tonka
              • John "J R"
                Instagram: JRBowlsby
                Smokin' Hound Que
                Minnesota/ United States of America

                ********************************************
                Assistants
                Dexter (Beagle mix)
                Kinnick (American Foxhound)
                ************************

                Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                Big Green Egg (Large) X3
                Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                Karubeque C-60
                Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                Lodge L410 Hibachi
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                Weber Spirit Gasser
                ******************.
                Thermometers
                FireBoard (Base Package)
                Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
                **************

                Accessories
                Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                Eggspander Kit X2
                Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                Finex Cat Iron Line
                FireBoard Drive
                Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                Grill Grates
                Joule Water Circulator
                KBQ Fire Grate

                Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                Large Vortex
                Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                Smithey No. 12
                Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                Stargazer No.10, 12
                Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
                ********************************
                Fuel
                FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                Kingsford Blue and White
                Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
                **************************

                Cutlery
                Buck 119 Special
                Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

                Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                Global
                Shun
                Wusthof
                *******
                Next Major Purchase
                Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

              What do you call a lazy bull?


              A bull-dozer.

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              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                ackboooo
            • wu7y
              Club Member
              • Oct 2017
              • 193
              • Gillette Wyoming

              What do you call a neutered dinosaur?

              A colossal fossil with a docile tassel.

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              • randy56
                Club Member
                • Aug 2017
                • 523
                • Newburgh In

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                • Thunder77
                  Founding Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 2886
                  • Halethorpe, MD
                  • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                  I love this one!

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                  • RonB
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2016
                    • 14075
                    • Near Richmond VA
                    • Weber Performer Deluxe
                      SNS
                      Pizza insert
                      Rotisserie
                      Smokenator 1000
                      Cookshack Smokette Elite
                      2 Thermapens
                      Chefalarm
                      Dot
                      lots of probes.
                      CyberQ

                    This just ain't right..... 🤢

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                    • gcdmd
                      gcdmd commented
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                      Is that a doe or a buck hanging from the tree?

                    • Spinaker
                      Spinaker commented
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                      Hahahaha, tis the season!

                    • RonB
                      RonB commented
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                      gcdmd - yes.
                  • jecucolo
                    Club Member
                    • Nov 2015
                    • 1278
                    • Schertz Texas
                    • Pit Barrel Cooker
                      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                      Maverick ET-732
                      Kingsford Original Charcoal
                      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                      Anova Sous Vide

                    My wife and I went to a bar last night and two whale sat next to us. After a few drinks one whale started going eee-wee-wha-eee-wee-wha-eeeee-wee-whaaaaaa, eeeeeee!!! (Think whale sounds) The other whale said "Ok Steve that’s enough, I'm calling you an Uber you’re drunk"

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                    • surfdog
                      Club Member
                      • Mar 2016
                      • 1329
                      • Sunny SoCal
                      • Cooking gadgets
                        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                        Weber Summit Platinum D6
                        Blue Rhino Razor
                        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                        Anova WiFi

                        Thermometers
                        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                        Other useful bits...
                        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

                      Some of us can relate!
                      Even more if we change it to cookers. LOL Click image for larger version

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