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    The 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship...

    ..1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    cooks, cleans & has a job.

    ..2 It's important have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    ..3 It's important to have a woman who you can
    trust and doesn't lie.

    ..4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
    and likes being with you.

    ..5 It's very, very important that these four women
    don't know each other.

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    • Rfhd69
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      Haaaaaaaaa!

    • surfdog
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      Reminds me of the Royal Navy’s Saturday toast.

      “To our wives and sweethearts.”
      The reply to which would be, “May they never meet.”

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        What do you get when a stoner, a Jedi, and an ER Doc walk into a bar?


        Blunt force trauma

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            • gcdmd
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              You've been spending too much time on Amazon, as have I, since I really did LOL when I saw it.

            • wu7y
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              Well, bogey is, after all a man concerned about soles.

            • Mr. Bones
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              This here is quality, Brother!!!!

            If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

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              Spinaker

              Why is the robot couple's anniversary in the Fall?

              They were autumn mated.

              bah dum tish!!

              okay, leaving now....

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              • Spinaker
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                An instant classic!!!!!

              What do you call a lazy bull?


              A bull-dozer.

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              • HawkerXP
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                ackboooo

              What do you call a neutered dinosaur?

              A colossal fossil with a docile tassel.

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                  I love this one!

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                    This just ain't right..... 🤢

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                    • gcdmd
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                      Is that a doe or a buck hanging from the tree?

                    • Spinaker
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                      Hahahaha, tis the season!

                    • RonB
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                      gcdmd - yes.

                    My wife and I went to a bar last night and two whale sat next to us. After a few drinks one whale started going eee-wee-wha-eee-wee-wha-eeeee-wee-whaaaaaa, eeeeeee!!! (Think whale sounds) The other whale said "Ok Steve that’s enough, I'm calling you an Uber you’re drunk"

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                      Some of us can relate!
                      Even more if we change it to cookers. LOL Click image for larger version

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