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  • B-Mac
    Charter Member
    • May 2015
    • 17
    • West Bloomfield, MI

    When blondes have more fun..................do they know it???

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    • Huskee
      Pit Boss
      • May 2014
      • 14788
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

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      • David Parrish
        Founding Member - Pit Boss Emeritus
        • May 2014
        • 5045
        • Charlotte, NC
          • Slow 'N Sear Kamado (SnSK)
          • Lots of grills that work with Slow 'N Sear
          • LOTS of digital thermometers (my fav)
          • LOTS of accessories
          • Favorite Beer - Fat Tire
          • Favorite Bourbon - Woodford Reserve
          • Favorite White Wine - Cakebread Chardonnay
          • Favorite Red Wine - Yes, Please
          • President/Owner - SnS Grills

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      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1

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        • Breadhead
          Banned Former Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1

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          Last edited by Breadhead; February 12th, 2016, 04:26 PM.

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          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1246
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks. The horse looks at the guy and says, "What's wrong haven't you ever seen a horse tending bar before?" The guy says " It's not that I just never thought the parrot would sell the place"

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            • FireMan
              Charter Member
              • Jul 2015
              • 7491
              • Bottom of Winnebago

              There"s a fellow running an errand up north, traveling through prime hunting land. As he is going down the road he feels the urge to "go real bad". What to do? He knows the the next gas station is about ten miles up the road. Then, he sees an old hunting shack with a two holer out house on the premises. He stops, & he rushes in, & finds there is a hunter already tending business. Pays no mind & sits on the vacant "seat". The hunter finishes his exercise, & in the process of pulling up his britches two quarters & a dime fall out of his pocket into the hole. Well, the hunter zips & fastens his britches, then reaches in his pocket & grabs a twenty dollar bill & throws it into the hole. The travelin feller asks the hunter why he threw the twenty spot down the hole. The hunter responds, "you didn't think I'd go down there for just 60 cents did you"?
              Last edited by FireMan; February 12th, 2016, 09:43 PM.

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              • Breadhead
                Banned Former Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 1

                Politically incorrect...😁
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                • jharner
                  Club Member
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 1094
                  • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
                  • Cookers

                    Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
                    Weber 22.5 Kettle
                    Brickman Box Smoker

                    Accessories

                    Slow N Sear
                    Tube Smoker
                    Turkey Cannon
                    Rib racks
                    Weber chimney starter

                    Thermometer's

                    Maverick ET 735
                    Tru Temp 3619n
                    Thermapen mk4
                    Thermapop

                    Favorite Drink

                    Free beer
                    Coors Light
                    Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

                  A young boy is at the grocery with his mother. He is dressed as a pirate. After seeing him several times a man asked him - Mr pirate where are your buccaneers ? The boy replied - on my bucking head

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                  • Breadhead
                    Banned Former Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 1

                    Not low calorie...😆
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                    • Breadhead
                      Banned Former Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 1

                      A man has to have his priorities...
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                      • Breadhead
                        Banned Former Member
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 1

                        Hmmm...
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                        • Breadhead
                          Banned Former Member
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 1

                          We don't all see things the same way...
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                          • Breadhead
                            Banned Former Member
                            • Jul 2014
                            • 1

                            Hmmm...
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                            • Breadhead
                              Banned Former Member
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 1

                              There are advantages to living in Southern California.😆
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                            If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                            slow n sear

                            The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                            Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                            The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                            the good one grill

                            The Good-One Open Range is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                            Click here to read our complete review


                            Griddle And Deep Fryer In One

                            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                            The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all!

                            Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                            The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                            The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers because temperature control is so much easier.

                            Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                            The Undisputed Champion!

                            thermapen

                            The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. The MK4 includes features that are common on high-end instruments: automatic backlight and rotating display. Don't accept cheap substitutes.

                            Click here to read our comprehensive Platinum Medal review


                            Grilla Pellet Smoker proves good things come in small packages

                            Grilla pellet smoker

                            We always liked Grilla. The small 31.5" x 29.5" footprint makes it ideal for use where BBQ space is limited, as on a condo patio.

                            Click here for our review on this unique smoker


                            Delta by Nuke,
                            Stylish and Affordable
                            Gaucho Grill

                            Weber Genesis Grill

                            Delta by Nuke burns wood or charcoal and comes with an adjustable height grill grate. This Argentinian grill will get your flame on!

                            Click here to read our complete review


                            Genesis II E-335 
                            A Versatile Gasser That Does It All!

                            Weber Genesis Grill

                            Weber’s Genesis line has long been one of the most popular choices for gas grillers. The new Genesis II E-335 offers solid performance, a sear burner for sizzling heat and an excellent warranty.

                            Click here to read our complete review


                            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                            grill grates

                            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

                            Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                            PK 360 grill

                            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

                            Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                            kareubequ bbq smoker

                            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                            Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                            masterbuilt gas smoker

                            This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                            Click here to read our detailed review


                            Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                            maverick PT55 thermometer

                            A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                            Click here to read our complete review


                            Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

                            Grilla pellet smoker

                            FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

                            Click here for our review of this unique device


                            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                            NK-22-Ck Grill

                            Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                            Click here for more about what makes this grill special


                            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                            Click here to read our detailed review and to order