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  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 490
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker

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    • Thunder77
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      Love it!
  • gcdmd
    Charter Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 922
    • The Republic of Texas

    @RonB
    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.

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  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 490
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker

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    • gcdmd
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      You might be a redneck if...
  • holehogg
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 1617
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

    Yesterday I ate a clock
    it was very time consuming and I didn't consider seconds.

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    • JimLinebarger
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      I'd give you a hand but I see you are already wound up. I'll leave now to help you save face.

    • HawkerXP
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      booo

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Hmmmm.
      Bet ya were ticked, after all that.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 11007
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Me: Sweet dog you got there.



    Policeman: Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.

    Me: Still in training, huh?

    Policeman: What do you mean?

    Me: Nevermind.

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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha!!!
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 11007
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.

    She drinks right out of the bottle.

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    • Henrik
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      Boom!
  • Thunder77
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 2597
    • Halethorpe, MD
    • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

    Apologies in advance for this one. My friend inflicted it on me, so I am passing on the enjoyment..
    Spinaker , you should love this one!
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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha!

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Well done sir! No better way too start the week! Thanks!

    • gcdmd
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      Ow, Ow, Ow!
  • jecucolo
    Club Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 1212
    • Schertz Texas
    • Pit Barrel Cooker
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
      Maverick ET-732
      Kingsford Original Charcoal
      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
      Anova Sous Vide

    A man walks into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he has. He said "Shingles". So she took down his name, address, medical insurance and told him to have a seat.
    A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. "Shingles" he said. So she took down his height, weight and complete medical history and told him to wait in the examination room.
    Ten minutes later a nurse came into the examination room and asked him what he had. "Shingles " he said. So she took a blood sample, his blood pressure, an electrocardiogram, told him to take his clothes off and wait for the doctor.
    Fifteen minutes later the doctor walks into the room and asked what he had. "Shingles" he said. The doctor asked "Where?"
    He said, "I have them in the back of my truck. Where do you want them?

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 598
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 598
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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        • RichieB
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          I love it. Can't say something similar might have happened. Not that egregious, but honest mistake. So glad the last 5 years of working travel went from 60% to 10%. Don't miss airports, delays and all the stuff that came with business travel.

        • surfdog
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          RichieB Yeah, it’s starting to lose its charm. LOL
          I spend an inordinate amount of time traveling... I’ll get back to SoCal tomorrow and then fly out again on Tuesday. yippee
      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 75
        • Gillette Wyoming

        I have tried to resist this but obviously failed miserably:

        Two hunting guides in Africa were arguing one evening over their gin and tonics about which of them was the best hunter. They couldn't resolve it and decided the best way to decide was to see which of them was the first to bag a lion the next day, The winner would receive a pint of the the finest scotch.

        Early the next morning the one hunter was outfitting his party and bearers with all the gear necessary for a successful hunt while the other sat on the veranda drinking his coffee looking very amused as they left on the hunt. After several hours they had a lion surrounded and were closing for the kill.

        As the lion broke into the open and was about to be taken by the hunting party the other hunter flew in with his airplane, leaned out of the window and machined gunned the lion thus depriving the first hunter of the win.

        The moral of the story?? The shortest distance between two pints is a strafed lion.

        I'll leave now.



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        • Bogy
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          You really need to work on your self control! lol
      • HawkerXP
        Club Member
        • Jul 2016
        • 4147
        • Northern Virginia
        • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
          Thermopop
          Dot w two probes
          Slo n Sear
          Cold beer

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        • gcdmd
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          That reminds me of a picture along the same general line of a jack-o-lantern that has an anguished look and the knife stuck into the pumpkin where one of the eyes should be.
      • bep35
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 274
        • Pierre,SD
        • 1987 Weber Kettle (Still going!)
          2004 Cookshack Smokette (The original!)
          2012 Weber Genesis (Wonderful for steaks and chops!)
          2014 Pit Barrel Cooker (Lovin it!)
          Thermoworks Thermapen
          Thermoworks Mini Handheld Thermocouple & Meat Needle Probe
          Various other wireless remote thermometers

          Beer...Bud Light (Timeless)

        Three bulls were standing at the fence as the farmer walked by and said to the hired hand that the new bull would be there the next day. The older bull said, “If that new bull thinks he is going to get any of my cows he better think again.” The middle bull said, “Well he shouldn’t be thinking he is going to get any of my cows.” The young bull said, “And if he thinks he is going to get either of my cows he surely needs to think otherwise!”

        The next day a truck arrives with the new bull. The truck is rocking back and forth and the sides are bulged out. The truck backs up to the loading chute and out steps the biggest, meanest, baddest bull anyone had ever seen. The older bull looks and says, “You know, I may have spoken to soon. I have 20 cows and that is more than I can service anyway. Certainly, I can give some to the new bull.” The middle bull says, “I also misspoke, I have 10 cows and that is more than I need. I will share some of them with him.” The young bull is pawing the ground, snorting, and bumping up against the fence, looking for a fight with the new bull. The two older bulls look down at him wide eyed and ask, “What in the world are you doing?”. The young bull replies, “I’m making sure he knows I’m a bull!”
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        • frigate
          Club Member
          • Aug 2019
          • 36
          • East Quogue, NY

          Purina Diet

          I have a three Labs. I was buying a large bag
          of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked
          if I had a dog? (DUH!)

          On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting
          the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up
          in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
          an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
          in both arms.

          I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
          works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
          or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
          complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
          practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

          Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
          poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
          butt and a car hit us both.

          I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
          laughing so hard!

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          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 922
            • The Republic of Texas

            OK, I found it. I won't post the picture because it is a bit gruesome, but here is the link:

            https://onlinepastrychef.wordpress.c...umpkin-knife1/

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            Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

            maverick PT55 thermometer

            A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

            Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


            If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

            slow n sear

            The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

            Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


            Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

            the good one grill

            The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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            The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

            the good one grill

            The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

            The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

            The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

            Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


            The Undisputed Champion!

            thermapen

            The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


            Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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            Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

            NK-22-Ck Grill

            Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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            G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

            Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

            If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

            grill grates

            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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            kareubequ bbq smoker

            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

            masterbuilt gas smoker

            The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

            Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

            Click here to read our detailed review


            Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

            masterbuilt gas smoker

            Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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            PK 360 grill

            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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            Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

            fireboard bbq thermometer

            With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

            Click here to read our detailed review


            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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