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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 11448
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    An early Christmas present from my wife.

    I just wish she would stop laughing every time she looks at it...


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    • MBMorgan
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      Where’s the “huh” button?

    • JimLinebarger
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      With the moniker that is displayed on this early Christmas present, are you sure she is looking at "it"?

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      Gonna make a couple of those just as soon as the vinyl cutter warms up and the computer cones to life. LOL
  • DavisBarbecue
    Club Member
    • Sep 2019
    • 10
    • Spring, TX.

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 796
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8-qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle & pizza stone
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 796
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8-qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle & pizza stone
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 1231
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet (coming in April)
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

          Science Tip:
          You can distinguish an
          alligator from a crocodile
          by paying attention to
          whether the animal sees
          you later or in a while

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            However that won’t happen until it finishes digesting!
        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 2991
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          The Circle of Life

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 2991
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

            Arguing with your wife is like reading a Software Licensing Agreement. In the end you ignore everything and click "I agree"

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 11448
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              Shot my first turkey today!

              Went really well, except for the little old lady in the frozen food section that nearly had a heart attack.


              Q: What did the cannibalistic teddy bear eat for Thanksgiving?

              A: Stuffing!



              Don’t ever attend Thanksgiving with a group of comedians…

              …They’ll never stop roasting the turkey.

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              • holehogg
                Club Member
                • Nov 2017
                • 1721
                • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                Got home yesterday to find all my lamps had been stolen.
                I was delighted.

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                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  This note was in my utility bill, "If you pay on time we would be delighted, however if you don't you will be delighted."
              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 2991
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Why did the police investigate when they were called to a house a turkey had broken into?


                They suspected fowl play.

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                • ofelles
                  ofelles commented
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                  I know it's a holiday so you can slide on this one!

                • JimLinebarger
                  JimLinebarger commented
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                  I don't know about letting it slide. However, jokes like this bring me up when I am down.
              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 11448
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                For raywjohnson :

                99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. You take one down, patch it around…

                129 bugs in the code.

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                • raywjohnson
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                  Ha!

                • glitchy
                  glitchy commented
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                  If you were a Dilbert junkie, they were just coding themselves a new minivan.
              • jecucolo
                Club Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 1220
                • Schertz Texas
                • Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                  Maverick ET-732
                  Kingsford Original Charcoal
                  Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                  Anova Sous Vide

                So a man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just as he takes his first drink a nun walks by. She scowls at him and says, "How can you pollute your soul with that devil's drink "! "This is not the devil's drink it's just whisky."
                "But it is sinful and wicked"
                "How do you know that if you have never tried it?"
                "Of course not. Mother Superior told me so and to never drink it"
                "How does she know if she has never tried it?"
                "WellI suppose I could try it for myself. But could you order it for me in a teacup?
                The man agrees and walks over to the bartender and as for 2 whiskeys, Put one in a teacup he says.
                After hearing the order he looks up and says, "Is that darn nun in here again?

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                • Nate
                  Charter Member
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 3767
                  • Quarantined
                  • INFO
                    ~Known as: Nate
                    ~Location: Cornfield in Southwestern Indiana
                    ~Credit Manager for an Agriculture Coop.


                    SMOKERS & GRILLS
                    ~Grilla Original Grilla
                    ~Char-Broil Commercial Tru-Infrared Gas Grill
                    ~Pit Barrel Cooker
                    ~Brinkmann Trailmaster Vertical Offset Smoker
                    ~Weber Kettle 22.5" Original
                    ~Weber Q1000


                    THERMOMETERS
                    ~Thermoworks Thermapen MX4
                    ~Thermoworks Thermapen
                    ~Thermoworks ThermoPop
                    ~Thermoworks ChefAlarm TX-1100-XX (Orange and black)
                    ~Thermoworks DOT TX-1200-XX (Black)
                    ~Thermoworks IR-Gun-S Industrial Infrared Thermometer
                    ~Maverick ET-733
                    ~Maverick XR-50


                    ACCESSORIES
                    ~Stanley T-Stak mobile tool box for BBQ Supplies
                    ~Slow 'n' Sear
                    ~Drip 'n' Griddle
                    ~Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
                    ~Pro-Series Probes for Thermoworks
                    ~Humphrey's Rib Spatula


                    DRINKS
                    ~Sweet Tea
                    ~Bourbon
                    ~Craft Beers or whatever is in your fridge

                  A family of moles were digging along and the mother mole pops up out of a hole next to a Bob Evans and says, “oh I smell biscuits and gravy”. The daddy mole pops up out of the hole and says, “yum I smell pancakes”. The baby mole behind them says, “all I smell is Molasses! (Mole a$$es)!

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                  • RonB
                    RonB commented
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                    I remember a variation of this joke from when I was in high school in the mid '60s.

                  • gcdmd
                    gcdmd commented
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                    Yeah, Yeah; we got it; we got it.

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
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                    Heard this one from my Da, circa mid-60's, as per RonB
                    Still jus as funny...
                • jecucolo
                  Club Member
                  • Nov 2015
                  • 1220
                  • Schertz Texas
                  • Pit Barrel Cooker
                    Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                    Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                    Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                    Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                    Maverick ET-732
                    Kingsford Original Charcoal
                    Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                    Anova Sous Vide

                  How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
                  Only one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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                  • RonB
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2016
                    • 11448
                    • Near Richmond VA
                    • Weber Performer Deluxe
                      SNS
                      Pizza insert
                      Rotisserie
                      Smokenator 1000
                      Cookshack Smokette Elite
                      2 Thermapens
                      Chefalarm
                      Dot
                      lots of probes.
                      CyberQ

                    My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,



                    ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’

                    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

                    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

                    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW! That’s more than twice a week ! …You could learn a lot from him.’

                    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

                    ‘My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

                    I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.’

                    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.

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                    Cool Embroidered Shirt Cool Embroidered Shirt
                    This beautifully embroidered shirt is the same one Meathead wears in public and on TV. It's wash and wear and doesn't need ironing (really!), but it is a soft cottonlike feel. Choice of four colors and both men's and women's.

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                    These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

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                    Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

                    Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


                    Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                    maverick PT55 thermometer

                    A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                    Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                    If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                    slow n sear

                    The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                    Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                    Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                    the good one grill

                    The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                    the good one grill

                    The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                    The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                    The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                    Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                    The Undisputed Champion!

                    thermapen

                    The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                    Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                    Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                    NK-22-Ck Grill

                    Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                    Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                    G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                    Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                    If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                    Click here to read our detailed review

                    Click here to order from Amazon


                    GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                    grill grates

                    GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                    Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                    kareubequ bbq smoker

                    Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                    The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                    Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                    Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                    Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    PK 360 grill

                    Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                    The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                    Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

                    Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


                    Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                    fireboard bbq thermometer

                    With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                    Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                    Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order