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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 312
    • North Central Iowa
    • Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 10800
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      A Cable repairman was on my street today and he asked me what time it was.



      I replied, “It is between 1 and 8 pm.”

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      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 1590
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

        I sent my hearing aid in for repairs about 4 weeks ago.
        I've heard nothing since.

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        • THE Humble Texan
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 145

          If you are in cahoots concerning a 3rd party are you cahooting?
          Is the 3rd party a cahootee?
          Does that make you a cahooter?
          Are we all cahooting in search of celestial bbq?

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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 496
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Paddy takes two stuffed dogs on to the Antique Roadshow.

            "Ohh," said the presenter,"This is a very rare set,produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers who operated in London at the turn of the 19th century.Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

            "Sticks!" Paddy replied.

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 10800
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • HawkerXP
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                "Live long and perspire"

              • surfdog
                surfdog commented
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                And the "Derp of the Day Award"™ goes to...
            • jecucolo
              Club Member
              • Nov 2015
              • 1191
              • Schertz Texas
              • Pit Barrel Cooker
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                Maverick ET-732
                Kingsford Original Charcoal
                Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                Anova Sous Vide

              So a very sweet respectable lady goes to the pharmacy. When it is her turn the pharmacist ask how he could help her. She says" I would like to buy some poison". "Why do you want poison?", the pharmacist responds. "I want to poison my husband" she replies calmly." "I can't sell you poison to kill your husband. They would put both of us in prison for life!"
              So the woman takes out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist wife and shows it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist responds "Well now, that's different you didn't tell me you had a prescription!

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 2595
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                I asked my granddaughter to get me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Oh Grandpa, you are so in the past! Here, use my cell phone." I have to admit, it did a great job of killing that spider when I slammed it against the wall.

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                • ComfortablyNumb
                  Club Member
                  • May 2017
                  • 2595
                  • Northeast Washington
                  • KBQ C-60
                    PK360
                    Thermoworks Smoke
                    Thermoworks Thermopop
                    Thermoworks Dot

                  I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
                    Club Member
                    • May 2017
                    • 2595
                    • Northeast Washington
                    • KBQ C-60
                      PK360
                      Thermoworks Smoke
                      Thermoworks Thermopop
                      Thermoworks Dot

                    I was going to go to the gym today, but couldn't find my membership card. A new card costs $10, a donut and coffee cost $3. Guess who saved $7?

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                    • ComfortablyNumb
                      Club Member
                      • May 2017
                      • 2595
                      • Northeast Washington
                      • KBQ C-60
                        PK360
                        Thermoworks Smoke
                        Thermoworks Thermopop
                        Thermoworks Dot

                      I replaced my cat's litter box with a UPS shipping box. Now when it's full I tape it shut and put on my porch for someone to steal.

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                      • glitchy
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                        Thank you for these tonight. I’ve had a long stressful day and needed a chuckle before bed.
                    • holehogg
                      Club Member
                      • Nov 2017
                      • 1590
                      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                      My wife mentioned she really enjoys Beyonce's new hit.
                      I said "Whatever floats your boat"
                      Her reply "No that's buoyancy"

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                      • pkadare
                        Club Member
                        • Jun 2019
                        • 450
                        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
                        • My gear:
                          22 Weber Kettle
                          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                          Broil King Keg
                          Traeger Pro 34
                          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                          Pit Barrel Cooker

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                        • surfdog
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                          I laughed way too hard at that. LOL
                      • klflowers
                        Club Member
                        • Sep 2015
                        • 2133
                        • Tennessee

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                        • Steve R.
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                          How did that wet brine work out? lol

                        • ofelles
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                          I've seen this before and it is still funny!
                      • ComfortablyNumb
                        Club Member
                        • May 2017
                        • 2595
                        • Northeast Washington
                        • KBQ C-60
                          PK360
                          Thermoworks Smoke
                          Thermoworks Thermopop
                          Thermoworks Dot

                        Obviously the guy in the above post is a piker. This guy gets his pigs to swim and he doesn't get wet!

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                        • klflowers
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                          I wonder what I need to do to be able to have that much time on my hands.

                        • ComfortablyNumb
                          ComfortablyNumb commented
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                          klflowers He's probably wondering how he can get time to count all his money. Probably charges money for people to be amused by watching, then hits them up at the gift shop and snack bar. Finally gets premium prices for pork to send them home with.

                        • holehogg
                          holehogg commented
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                          Belly flop tenderiser

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                      Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

                      Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


                      Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                      maverick PT55 thermometer

                      A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                      Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                      If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                      slow n sear

                      The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                      Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                      Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                      the good one grill

                      The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                      Click here to read our complete review


                      The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                      the good one grill

                      The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                      Click here to read our complete review


                      Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                      Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                      The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                      Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                      Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                      The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                      The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                      Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                      Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                      Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                      Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                      The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                      NK-22-Ck Grill

                      Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                      Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                      G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                      Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                      If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                      Click here to read our detailed review

                      Click here to order from Amazon


                      GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                      grill grates

                      GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                      Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                      kareubequ bbq smoker

                      Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                      The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                      Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                      Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                      masterbuilt gas smoker

                      The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                      Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                      Click here to read our detailed review


                      Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                      masterbuilt gas smoker

                      Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                      Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                      PK 360 grill

                      Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                      The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                      Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

                      Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


                      Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                      fireboard bbq thermometer

                      With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                      Click here to read our detailed review


                      Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                      Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                      Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                      Click here to read our detailed review and to order