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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 541
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12327
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      A Cable repairman was on my street today and he asked me what time it was.



      I replied, “It is between 1 and 8 pm.”

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      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 2124
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

        I sent my hearing aid in for repairs about 4 weeks ago.
        I've heard nothing since.

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        • THE Humble Texan
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 167

          If you are in cahoots concerning a 3rd party are you cahooting?
          Is the 3rd party a cahootee?
          Does that make you a cahooter?
          Are we all cahooting in search of celestial bbq?

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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 971
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Cooking gadgets
              Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
              Weber Summit Platinum D6
              Blue Rhino Razor
              Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
              Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
              Anova WiFi

              Thermometers
              Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

              Other useful bits...
              KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
              A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
              A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
              Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
              All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
              Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
              Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

            Paddy takes two stuffed dogs on to the Antique Roadshow.

            "Ohh," said the presenter,"This is a very rare set,produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers who operated in London at the turn of the 19th century.Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

            "Sticks!" Paddy replied.

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12327
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • HawkerXP
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                "Live long and perspire"

              • surfdog
                surfdog commented
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                And the "Derp of the Day Award"™ goes to...
            • jecucolo
              Club Member
              • Nov 2015
              • 1245
              • Schertz Texas
              • Pit Barrel Cooker
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                Maverick ET-732
                Kingsford Original Charcoal
                Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                Anova Sous Vide

              So a very sweet respectable lady goes to the pharmacy. When it is her turn the pharmacist ask how he could help her. She says" I would like to buy some poison". "Why do you want poison?", the pharmacist responds. "I want to poison my husband" she replies calmly." "I can't sell you poison to kill your husband. They would put both of us in prison for life!"
              So the woman takes out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist wife and shows it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist responds "Well now, that's different you didn't tell me you had a prescription!

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 3123
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                I asked my granddaughter to get me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Oh Grandpa, you are so in the past! Here, use my cell phone." I have to admit, it did a great job of killing that spider when I slammed it against the wall.

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                • ComfortablyNumb
                  Club Member
                  • May 2017
                  • 3123
                  • Northeast Washington
                  • KBQ C-60
                    PK360
                    Thermoworks Smoke
                    Thermoworks Thermopop
                    Thermoworks Dot

                  I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
                    Club Member
                    • May 2017
                    • 3123
                    • Northeast Washington
                    • KBQ C-60
                      PK360
                      Thermoworks Smoke
                      Thermoworks Thermopop
                      Thermoworks Dot

                    I was going to go to the gym today, but couldn't find my membership card. A new card costs $10, a donut and coffee cost $3. Guess who saved $7?

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                    • ComfortablyNumb
                      Club Member
                      • May 2017
                      • 3123
                      • Northeast Washington
                      • KBQ C-60
                        PK360
                        Thermoworks Smoke
                        Thermoworks Thermopop
                        Thermoworks Dot

                      I replaced my cat's litter box with a UPS shipping box. Now when it's full I tape it shut and put on my porch for someone to steal.

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                      • glitchy
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                        Thank you for these tonight. I’ve had a long stressful day and needed a chuckle before bed.
                    • holehogg
                      Club Member
                      • Nov 2017
                      • 2124
                      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                      My wife mentioned she really enjoys Beyonce's new hit.
                      I said "Whatever floats your boat"
                      Her reply "No that's buoyancy"

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                      • pkadare
                        Club Member
                        • Jun 2019
                        • 859
                        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
                        • My gear:
                          22 Weber Kettle
                          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                          Broil King Keg
                          Traeger Pro 34
                          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                          Pit Barrel Cooker
                          Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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                        • surfdog
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                          I laughed way too hard at that. LOL
                      • klflowers
                        Club Member
                        • Sep 2015
                        • 3037
                        • Tennessee

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                        • Steve R.
                          Steve R. commented
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                          How did that wet brine work out? lol

                        • ofelles
                          ofelles commented
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                          I've seen this before and it is still funny!
                      • ComfortablyNumb
                        Club Member
                        • May 2017
                        • 3123
                        • Northeast Washington
                        • KBQ C-60
                          PK360
                          Thermoworks Smoke
                          Thermoworks Thermopop
                          Thermoworks Dot

                        Obviously the guy in the above post is a piker. This guy gets his pigs to swim and he doesn't get wet!

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                        • klflowers
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                          I wonder what I need to do to be able to have that much time on my hands.

                        • ComfortablyNumb
                          ComfortablyNumb commented
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                          klflowers He's probably wondering how he can get time to count all his money. Probably charges money for people to be amused by watching, then hits them up at the gift shop and snack bar. Finally gets premium prices for pork to send them home with.

                        • holehogg
                          holehogg commented
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                          Belly flop tenderiser

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                      If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                      slow n sear

                      The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                      Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                      The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                      the good one grill

                      The Good-One Open Range is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                      Click here to read our complete review


                      Griddle And Deep Fryer In One

                      Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                      The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all!

                      Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                      The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                      Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                      The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers because temperature control is so much easier.

                      Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                      The Undisputed Champion!

                      thermapen

                      The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. The MK4 includes features that are common on high-end instruments: automatic backlight and rotating display. Don't accept cheap substitutes.

                      Click here to read our comprehensive Platinum Medal review


                      Grilla Pellet Smoker proves good things come in small packages

                      Grilla pellet smoker

                      We always liked Grilla. The small 31.5" x 29.5" footprint makes it ideal for use where BBQ space is limited, as on a condo patio.

                      Click here for our review on this unique smoker


                      Delta by Nuke,
                      Stylish and Affordable
                      Gaucho Grill

                      Weber Genesis Grill

                      Delta by Nuke burns wood or charcoal and comes with an adjustable height grill grate. This Argentinian grill will get your flame on!

                      Click here to read our complete review


                      Genesis II E-335 
                      A Versatile Gasser That Does It All!

                      Weber Genesis Grill

                      Weber’s Genesis line has long been one of the most popular choices for gas grillers. The new Genesis II E-335 offers solid performance, a sear burner for sizzling heat and an excellent warranty.

                      Click here to read our complete review


                      GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                      grill grates

                      GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

                      Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                      Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                      PK 360 grill

                      The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

                      Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                      Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                      kareubequ bbq smoker

                      The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                      Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                      Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                      masterbuilt gas smoker

                      This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                      Click here to read our detailed review


                      Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                      maverick PT55 thermometer

                      A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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                      Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

                      Grilla pellet smoker

                      FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

                      Click here for our review of this unique device


                      The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                      NK-22-Ck Grill

                      Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                      Click here for more about what makes this grill special


                      Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                      Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                      Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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