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    True story:

    Was travelling in a "bakkie" (pick up) and when we stopped at the robots (traffic lights) the guy sitting in the load box told me the back tyre was flat.
    I asked him how flat?
    reply "only at the bottom"

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    • THE Humble Texan
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      bet we could talk the government out of a grant to just study if it was possible to make a tire that would just go flat on the top.

    • Huskee
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      I love the nicknames for things in other cultures!

    While on vacation I stop at one of those general store.
    Unfortunately the clerk wouldn’t sell me anything specific!

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            Wanted to break it off with my girlfriend optometrist so I told her "I can't see you anymore"
            She moved an inch closer and asked if thats any better.

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    Always worth an encore!

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    I'm certain you got permission, eh?

                  • pkadare
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                    ComfortablyNumb - yes, the pig said he didn't mind.

                  • gcdmd
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                    But wait, I didn't give you permission to use my image.

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                      A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He’s very nervous and doesn’t say much.



                      As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. He’s full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter! After the vows, the priest is extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. The groom approaches the him and asks, “why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech!”

                      “I know…” says the priest, “but that was just my altar ego.”

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                          • ComfortablyNumb
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                            Beetle get a discharge and move back to the farm?

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