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    • wu7y
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      I spent six months in Ayah, Ma. about 30 miles from Woostashah before I learned how to spell either one. :-)

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      I would modify #1 slightly, to say: You were right, Dear.

    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      This is great. I printed this off to put on the bulletin board at work. The ladies here post these fluffy inspirational things all the time and I think this fits in nicely.

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      Rare picture of the staff at Stonehenge moving the time back an hour.

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      • Donw
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        Now this is funny!

      Some oldies for the musicians in here.....
      What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend????................................Home less.

      How do you get a drummer off your steps................pay for the pizza.....

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      • Mosca
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        What’s the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

        A large pizza can feed a family of four.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        Lol at both Mosca

      Originally posted by Locotech View Post
      Some oldies for the musicians in here.....
      What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend????................................Home less.

      How do you get a drummer off your steps................pay for the pizza.....

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      • surfdog
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        Definition of "perfect pitch?"
        Being able to throw a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        I LOLed at this one pretty good. I love silly humor.

      You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?
      I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.

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      Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow.
      He was seriously into barbecue, huh?
      No, unfortunately, he was a pilot.

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      What’s a vegetarian bbq party like?
      They just smoke weed.

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      If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...
      LIMP BRISKET

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      A priest and a rabbi are talking about their religions with one another. The priest leans over to the Rabbi and asks him if he’s ever eaten pork before....
      The Rabbi says, “I’ve had it once.”
      The priest says, “oh it’s fantastic, BBQ pulled pork is my favorite. You are really missing out.
      The rabbi smirks and leans in and says to the priest, “well have you ever had sex before?”
      Priest says,”yes I did once.”
      Rabbi smiles and says, “it’s a lot better than pork isn’t it?”

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      You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is?
      It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.

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          Another one for the musicians out there -

          How do you get two bagpipers to play in tune?

          Shoot one of them.

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          • Polarbear777
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            What’s the range of a bagpipe?

            Depends on how hard you kick it.

            These bagpipe jokes just drone on...

          • Bob's BBQ
            Bob's BBQ commented
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            How is a bagpipe different from an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe.....

          Went to my high school reunion a couple days ago and boy was I happy I went.
          Everyone remembered how silly and awkward I was.
          It made me happy because in my senior year I was voted "Most likely to be forgotten"

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          • Bogy
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            To be honest, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

          I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform.



          She said it’s in case she has to draw blood.

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          • holehogg
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            No 😷
            Last edited by holehogg; October 30, 2019, 01:25 AM.

          Was chopping carrots in the kitchen when the grim reaper appeared with his scythe.
          It's very frightening when you dicing with death.

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          • ofelles
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            holehogg this after you comment on above joke? 😉

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                A Roman soldier walks into bar. When the bartender looks at him he raises two finger and say “ Give me five beers”.

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                • THE Humble Texan
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                  it took me a minute

                • gcdmd
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                  It took me II

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