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  • holehogg
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 2333
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa


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    • wu7y
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      I spent six months in Ayah, Ma. about 30 miles from Woostashah before I learned how to spell either one. :-)

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      I would modify #1 slightly, to say: You were right, Dear.

    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      This is great. I printed this off to put on the bulletin board at work. The ladies here post these fluffy inspirational things all the time and I think this fits in nicely.
  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 903
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
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    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 903
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
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        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

      Rare picture of the staff at Stonehenge moving the time back an hour.

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      • Donw
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        Now this is funny!
    • Locotech
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 350
      • northern Ontario, Canada
      • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

      Some oldies for the musicians in here.....
      What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend????................................Home less.

      How do you get a drummer off your steps................pay for the pizza.....

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      • Mosca
        Mosca commented
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        What’s the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

        A large pizza can feed a family of four.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        Lol at both Mosca
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3357
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

      Originally posted by Locotech View Post
      Some oldies for the musicians in here.....
      What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend????................................Home less.

      How do you get a drummer off your steps................pay for the pizza.....

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      • surfdog
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        Definition of "perfect pitch?"
        Being able to throw a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        I LOLed at this one pretty good. I love silly humor.
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 903
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
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        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

      You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?
      I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.

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      Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow.
      He was seriously into barbecue, huh?
      No, unfortunately, he was a pilot.

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      What’s a vegetarian bbq party like?
      They just smoke weed.

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      If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...
      LIMP BRISKET

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      A priest and a rabbi are talking about their religions with one another. The priest leans over to the Rabbi and asks him if he’s ever eaten pork before....
      The Rabbi says, “I’ve had it once.”
      The priest says, “oh it’s fantastic, BBQ pulled pork is my favorite. You are really missing out.
      The rabbi smirks and leans in and says to the priest, “well have you ever had sex before?”
      Priest says,”yes I did once.”
      Rabbi smiles and says, “it’s a lot better than pork isn’t it?”

      --

      You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is?
      It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.

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      • pkadare
        Club Member
        • Jun 2019
        • 903
        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
        • My gear:
          22 Weber Kettle
          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
          Broil King Keg
          Traeger Pro 34
          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
          Pit Barrel Cooker
          Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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        • wu7y
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 130
          • Gillette Wyoming

          Another one for the musicians out there -

          How do you get two bagpipers to play in tune?

          Shoot one of them.

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          • Polarbear777
            Polarbear777 commented
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            What’s the range of a bagpipe?

            Depends on how hard you kick it.

            These bagpipe jokes just drone on...

          • Bob's BBQ
            Bob's BBQ commented
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            How is a bagpipe different from an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe.....
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2333
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          Went to my high school reunion a couple days ago and boy was I happy I went.
          Everyone remembered how silly and awkward I was.
          It made me happy because in my senior year I was voted "Most likely to be forgotten"

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          • Bogy
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            To be honest, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 12688
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform.



          She said it’s in case she has to draw blood.

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          • holehogg
            holehogg commented
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            No 😷
            Last edited by holehogg; October 30, 2019, 01:25 AM.
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2333
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          Was chopping carrots in the kitchen when the grim reaper appeared with his scythe.
          It's very frightening when you dicing with death.

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          • ofelles
            ofelles commented
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            holehogg this after you comment on above joke? 😉
        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 903
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 903
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12688
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • jecucolo
                Club Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 1246
                • Schertz Texas
                • Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                  Maverick ET-732
                  Kingsford Original Charcoal
                  Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                  Anova Sous Vide

                A Roman soldier walks into bar. When the bartender looks at him he raises two finger and say “ Give me five beers”.

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                • THE Humble Texan
                  THE Humble Texan commented
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                  it took me a minute

                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  It took me II

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