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  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 493
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker

    Nothing quite like an Irish sense of humour. I am so doing this!

    https://digg.com/video/funny-recording-funeral

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    • Thunder77
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      That's good!

    • THE Humble Texan
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      very few people have ever noticed the first 3 letters in funeral spell fun.
  • Craigar
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1002
    • Papillion, NE
    • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
      * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
      * - Slow 'N Sear
      * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
      * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
      * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
      * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
      * - Thermoworks Dot
      * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
      * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
      * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
      * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
      * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
      * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

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    • Thunder77
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      😂😂😂😝
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 607
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1212
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
        Maverick ET-732
        Kingsford Original Charcoal
        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

      I told my wife I want to be cremated.
      She took me seriously. She said I have an appointment this Friday!

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 1018
        • Brentwood CA
        • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
          Klose Charcoal Grill
          VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
          Maverick ET-733
          Maverick PT-75
          Thermoworks Signal
          Thermoworks Dot
          Thermopen Mk4

        I was visiting my Daughter last night. When I asked to borrow a newspaper
        “This is the 21st century Dad.” she said “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here use my iPad.”
        I can tell you this…………that fly never know what hit him!


        Apart from being exhausted,
        Financially unstable,
        Nearing a mental breakdown and being fat,
        Everything is great.
        Thanks

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        • Donw
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          Thanks. I’ve already repeated the newspaper joke several times after reading it here and it has gotten some great laughs. Keep them coming because my repertoire is getting stale and I need some more material.🙂

        • gcdmd
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          In my case it would be my grandkids. They've informed me more than once that on the information super highway I'm roadkill.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 11013
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?



        In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

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        • THE Humble Texan
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          If they had come out with #1 first there would not have been a #2. GO YODA
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 1018
        • Brentwood CA
        • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
          Klose Charcoal Grill
          VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
          Maverick ET-733
          Maverick PT-75
          Thermoworks Signal
          Thermoworks Dot
          Thermopen Mk4

        Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear.

        At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

        She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

        "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".

        I replied,

        "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"

        A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,

        "What she really said was:666136429.

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        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 493
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker

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          • pkadare
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            • Jun 2019
            • 493
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker

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            • pkadare
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              • Jun 2019
              • 493
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker

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              • ScottyC13
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                I can check all those boxes!! LOL thanks for posting.

              • Thunder77
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                Trash panda for the win!
            • Bogy
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 339
              • North Central Iowa
              • Weber Genesis E-310
                Original Grilla
                Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                See yourself out? I figured you'd be telling us you'd be here all week....
            • Bogy
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 339
              • North Central Iowa
              • Weber Genesis E-310
                Original Grilla
                Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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              • pkadare
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                There must be a web site for humourous church signs. One of our local churches has had some really good ones over the years. A couple that stick in my mind are:
                "I really wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitos."
                "Adam and Eve were the very first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions."

              • Bogy
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                Back when I served a congregation in St. Louis we had one of the message signs like this. I took the responsibility of changing it (also meant that I had control of what got posted). I used a series that had been on billboards around the country, like "What part of 'Love Thy Neighbor didn't you get!'" Also had a book meant for stuff to use as filler in Bulletins.
            • JGo37
              Club Member
              • Apr 2018
              • 1314
              • the LOU
              • Cookers:

                22" Blackstone Griddle, with stand & hood
                CharGriller Portable Firebox - so modified you'll BLOL
                Kitchenaid #810 Charcoal Grill - highly modified
                Weber BI-code Black Performer w/Igniter
                Weber DE-code Red Limited - 'Lucille'

                Accessories:

                Ancient heavy CI Propane Turkey Fryer, for lighting chimneys
                BBQ Dragon kettle shelves - 2
                Fyre Dragon Kettle Drippin' Ring, Burnin' Cone & Drippin' Pan - 2 sets
                Fyre Dragon Kettle Ribbin' Ring
                Fyre Dragon Kettle 2-Zone Smokin' Sheet
                OneGrill Rotisserie for the Kitchenaid
                Smokenator
                Smoking Tubes: 2x12" & 1x6"
                SnS
                Weber Gourmet Grill w/Griddle, Pizza Stone & Wok

                My Helpers:

                Anova 900W Sous Vide Cooker w/Radios
                Instant Pot 6Q Duo
                Nesco Tabletop Roaster
                & the PIT!

              R-17 but I had to do it....

              On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for e.d. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.

              The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

              The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

              "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

              He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

              When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

              His wife was thrilled and began removing her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

              And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle!


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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 11013
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                What’s the fastest liquid on Earth?

                Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.

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                • radshop
                  radshop commented
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                  So bad it's good!

                • holehogg
                  holehogg commented
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                  No. It's just bad.

                • ScottyC13
                  ScottyC13 commented
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                  Dad joke.
              • pkadare
                Club Member
                • Jun 2019
                • 493
                • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
                • My gear:
                  22 Weber Kettle
                  Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                  Broil King Keg
                  Traeger Pro 34
                  Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                  Pit Barrel Cooker

                Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
                Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.
                Philosophy is wondering if a Blood Mary counts as a smoothie.

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                Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                maverick PT55 thermometer

                A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                slow n sear

                The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                the good one grill

                The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                Click here to read our complete review


                The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                the good one grill

                The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                Click here to read our complete review


                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                The Undisputed Champion!

                thermapen

                The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                NK-22-Ck Grill

                Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                grill grates

                GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                kareubequ bbq smoker

                Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                masterbuilt gas smoker

                The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                masterbuilt gas smoker

                Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                PK 360 grill

                Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                fireboard bbq thermometer

                With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order