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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 14074
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love. They walk up to God and ask to be married.

    God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

    A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.

    God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”

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    • Mr. Bones
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      ROFLMMFAO ~!~!~!~!

    • Thunder77
      Thunder77 commented
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      Lololol!
  • painter
    Club Member
    • Dec 2016
    • 258
    • Denver
    • Primo LG300
      Weber Performer Deluxe
      Maverick 732
      Smobot
      Vortex

    Here's one from Bob Dylan who's reportedly is a big fan of "dumb" jokes. I heard it on the radio show he DJ's "Theme Time Radio Hour with Bob Dylan". This one from a show with the theme "doctors". Think of Bob's voice as you read...

    "I always wanted to be a doctor. I don't know of any other occupation where you can tell a lady to take off her clothes and send the bill to her husband."

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    • radshop
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      I remember that show - Dylan's knowledge of musicology is hard to fathom. Don't remember hearing this joke, though. Good one.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 14074
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    There is a place for all God's creatures.... right next to French fries.

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    • Bighorn Dave
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      OR, next to the potatoes and gravy.
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1329
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • Mr. Bones
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2016
      • 10661
      • Kansas Territory
      • Grills / Smokers
        *********************************************

        Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
        Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
        Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
        Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
        Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
        Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
        Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
        Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

        Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
        Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
        Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

        Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
        Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
        Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
        Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
        Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
        (Lime Green)
        Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
        Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



        Thermometers:
        *********************************************
        Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
        Maverick ET-732, (Black)
        Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
        ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
        Blue ThermaPen Mk4
        Orange Thermapen Mk4
        Pink Thermapen Mk4
        ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
        ThermoWorks Smoke
        ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
        4 Pro Series cable extensions
        Smoke Gateway

        Accessories:
        *********************************************
        2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
        BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
        Warming shelf
        MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
        Backyard Grill marinade injector
        Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
        Bear Paws
        Meat Rakes
        BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



        Cookware:
        Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
        G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
        '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
        60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
        50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
        Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
        Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

        Cutlery, etc.:
        Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
        Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
        Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
        Multiple steels, from all over the planet
        Crock sticks
        Diamond stones, various
        Lansky Sharpening System

        Tableware
        Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
        Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
        Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

      Summa my favourite soup!
      Don't git th Store Brand, yall...

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 14074
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if…



        …cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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        • Thunder77
          Thunder77 commented
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          🤣😬
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2875
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        Guys, I need your help!
        I’m in the middle of an
        argument with my wife
        and she told me I’m right.

        What the hell do I do next?

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        • holehogg
          holehogg commented
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          Check the levels of your liqueur bottles.

        • RonB
          RonB commented
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          Do you happen to live in Stepford?

          https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=...63.sLb_1Eqa6I8

        • radshop
          radshop commented
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          Go on a trip - business, hunting, fishing, whatever it takes to get a safe distance from this obvious trap.
      • Locotech
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 409
        • northern Ontario, Canada
        • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

        my evenin' laugh...
        Attached Files

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        • Thunder77
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          🤪🤪🤣🤣
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2875
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        There are two reasons I don’t give money to the homeless!
        1. They use it for drugs and alcohol!
        2. I need it for drugs and alcohol!!

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        • JCBBQ
          Club Member
          • Jan 2016
          • 1274
          • Chilltown, USA
          • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            2x Mavrick 732
            Therma Pen Orange
            Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
            SF Giants

            MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

          Arnie Tex droppin’ bombs 😀😀

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          • Craigar
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1133
            • Papillion, NE
            • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
              * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
              * - Slow 'N Sear
              * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
              * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
              * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
              * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
              * - Thermoworks Dot
              * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
              * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
              * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
              * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
              * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
              * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

            While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.

            The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.

            The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."

            Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

            "The curlers are on me."

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            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 1047
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

              So this isn't really a joke as it happened to me today, but I thought this was an appropriate place to post it.

              Me: This will be just a tiny fart, no way anyone on the meeting call will be able to hear it.

              My ass:
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              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                When I used to go skiing with my kids I would blame it on snow frogs.

              • pkadare
                pkadare commented
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                I see that your voice is a little deeper but that your breath is still the same.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                Ole and Lena are in church, and Lena leans over and whispers to Ole, "I just let out a long, silent fart, what should I do?" Ole says, "Check the batteries in your hearing aids."
            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 1047
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

              For those who have worked in, or dealt with an IT department. Click image for larger version

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              • JimLinebarger
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                The issue doesn't exist without a ticket. The first movie had been out for a few years when I was at Intel, but none of us thought about that. Would have been fun if we had.
            • josh_karpf
              Former Member
              • Aug 2019
              • 43
              • Brooklyn, NY; Long Beach Island, NJ

              Another failed business, seen in Brooklyn yesterday
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            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 1047
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

              Boss: We're going to start doing random drug testing.
              Me: Okay, but I won't try meth.

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