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This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • Huskee
    Administrator
    • May 2014
    • 15764
    • central MI, USA
    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

      Smokers / Grills
      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
      • PBC
      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
      • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

      Thermometers
      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
      • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
      • Thermapen MkII, orange
      • ThermoPop, yellow
      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

      Accessories
      • Instant Pot 6qt
      • Anova Bluetooth SV
      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
      • BBQ Dragon
      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
      • Weber grill topper
      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

      Beverages
      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

      About me
      Real name: Aaron
      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

      Occupation:
      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

    I watched a documentary on how the Titanic's steel was fastened together during contruction. It was riveting.

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    • holehogg
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      That's just the tip of the iceberg I'm sure there's more to it.
  • holehogg
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 2642
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

    I thought my Doctor was losing his marbles. Yesterday when I got to his practice he was standing outside shouting "323 main rd, 47 green str, 69 lovers lane.
    Then I realised he was making house calls.

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3952
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

      I had a dream last night where I was working on mufflers and tailpipes, over and over.







      When I woke up I was exhausted.

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      • holehogg
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        I dreamt I was running in front of a car and woke up very tired.

      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
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        I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.

      • holehogg
        holehogg commented
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        Was in a forest cutting firewood then I woke up and realised I was in a sLumber
        Last edited by holehogg; September 29, 2019, 02:28 PM.
    • THE Humble Texan
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 174

      True story but I thought very funny.
      One of my daughters wanted to take me out to dinner for my birthday and asked me where I would like to go. Just for fun I mentioned a place that is so expensive that no one in the family has ever been there. (not because we can't afford it, but because we have better judgement than to spend $75 on a plate of food that could have been served on a saucer.)
      She said ok but asked "do they have a flag pole out front?"
      I replied that I didn't know but why was that important?
      "I'll have to dance for a while to be able to pay for it."

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    • Donw
      Club Member
      • Jul 2017
      • 3756

      Just read the article Meathead wrote where he desires showing up at The Pearly Gates with a bottle of wine in one hand and a rib bone in the other. That brought to mind this old joke.

      A fellow died and went to heaven where he was met by St. Peter who welcomed him and invited him in.
      As he walked down the hallway with Peter he noted all the clocks hanging on the wall, many still, but occasionally the minute hand on one or another would advance a position and then stop.
      The fellow asked St. Peter what was the deal with all the clocks.
      Peter replied that each clock represented someone on Earth and this was how they kept track of every time they had a little more fun than the should have according to the rules.
      The man noticed then that every clock had a name tag and as he examined them he saw some for people he knew.
      After awhile he turned to Peter and said: “I see some for people I know but I can’t find one for my old friend Meathead.”
      St. Peter then replied, “Oh, we keep his in the backroom and use it as a fan!”

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      • Meathead
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        LOVE IT! Thanks!

      • THE Humble Texan
        THE Humble Texan commented
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        Ya"ll really are going to be surprised when you get to the gates and you are told "Jump in the back of the pickup. We'll go up to the big house."
    • gcdmd
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 1171
      • The Republic of Texas

      When my wife turned forty I suggested that maybe I should trade her in for two twenties, to which she sweetly replied "But, Dear, you're not wired for two-twenty.

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      • holehogg
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        I can do that we are😊

      • fracmeister
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        She said "I will get a 20 year old boyfriend then... and 20 goes into 40 a lot more than 40 goes into 20"
    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2642
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

      Writing a sequel to gone with the wind.
      Its still a draft.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3687
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        I don't know if tequila is the answer, but I figured it's worth a shot. So I went on a strict tequila diet and so far I've lost two days....

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        • CaptainMike
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          It's been said that alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

        • ComfortablyNumb
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          CaptainMike With alcohol at least you won't care about your problems. With milk all you get is a white mustache!
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3687
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

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        • HawkerXP
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          Oh yeah. Just had our 35th.

        • gcdmd
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          Charlton Heston was married to the same woman for 50+ years. When asked by Larry King (married many times) what the secret was, he said that every night before going to sleep he kissed his wife and said "You were right, Dear."

        • Oak Smoke
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          When Bum Phillips was a young coach he was asked why he took his wife with him every where he went. His reply was, "she's too damn ugly to kiss goodbye". He actually survived this comment.
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2877
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        Not sure if this has been posted before........

        ARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

        1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

        2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

        3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

        4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

        5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

        6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

        7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

        8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

        9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

        10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.

        11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

        12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

        13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

        14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

        15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

        16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

        17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

        18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

        19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

        20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

        21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

        22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

        23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

        24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

        25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

        26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.


        Finally:

        I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

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        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 1329
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Cooking gadgets
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
            Weber Summit Platinum D6
            Blue Rhino Razor
            Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
            Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
            Anova WiFi

            Thermometers
            Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Other useful bits...
            KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
            A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
            A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
            Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
            All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
            Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
            Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

          So oxygen was dating potassium.
          It was just OK.
          They still see each other periodically.
          But now oxygen is dating Magnesium. And they're like OMg!

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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 1329
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Cooking gadgets
              Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
              Weber Summit Platinum D6
              Blue Rhino Razor
              Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
              Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
              Anova WiFi

              Thermometers
              Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

              Other useful bits...
              KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
              A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
              A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
              Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
              All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
              Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
              Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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            Sold it to one guy like six times...he kept losing his. LOL

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 14075
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

              It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

              The difference is staggering.

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              • randy56
                Club Member
                • Aug 2017
                • 523
                • Newburgh In

                Why did the cookie go to the doctor?



                He felt crummy

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                • Bogy
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                  Why did the cookie go to the dentist?

                  He needed a filling.

                • MBMorgan
                  MBMorgan commented
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                  ... all I can add is ... groan ...
              • jecucolo
                Club Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 1278
                • Schertz Texas
                • Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                  Maverick ET-732
                  Kingsford Original Charcoal
                  Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                  Anova Sous Vide

                I read there was a death at the Shiner Brewery the other day.

                Otto told the police officer that his good friend Heinrich fell into the vat of beer and drowned.

                The officer shook his head and muttered, “I hope old Heinrich didn't suffer.”

                Otto responded, "I don't think so, he got out twice to pee".

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