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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • JCBBQ
    Club Member
    • Jan 2016
    • 1274
    • Chilltown, USA
    • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      2x Mavrick 732
      Therma Pen Orange
      Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
      SF Giants

      MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

    Stolen from FB...

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14075
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

      After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

      The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

      The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

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      • Henrik
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        Ha ha ha!
    • THE Humble Texan
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 174

      (cleaned up to protect the innocent)

      A single mother with two boy that cussed real bad asked her preacher for some help as she did not know what to do.
      The preacher asked if she ever whacked them for bad behavior? No, says the mom, I have never.
      Preacher advises her to try it a little and see if that gets their attention.
      The next morning mom asks the older boy what he wanted for breakfast and he answered pancakes.
      Mom explained he could have have oatmeal or Wheaties and he said he guessed he'd have "#&*^# Wheaties."
      Mom promptly reached over and whacked him a good one.
      As the older son started on his Wheaties she asked the younger son what he would have. He replied "you can bet your #*!*^# rear I'm not having any Wheaties!!"

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      • gcdmd
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        One of my all time favorites, especially since I raised two boys as a single parent.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14075
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
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        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      A man wakes up on the 7th of July at 7 o’clock. When he wakes up, he checks his phone and sees that he has 7 missed calls and 7 messages from 7 different persons. He finds the coincidence pretty funny, gets out of bed with a big smile and gets in his car.

      Before starting the engine, he checks on his phone the location of his meeting, when he notices that he has to go to the 7th floor of a building located in 7 Ann Street 7 minutes away from is home. He thinks that this is probably the biggest coincidence he has ever seen in his life and laughs for a few seconds.

      After that, he wants to check how much money he has left, so he starts counting how much there is in his wallet. And to his surprise, he notices that he has exactly 777 dollars in bills. He thinks that this is much more than a mere coincidence, and that today is his lucky day. So instead of going to work, he decides to drive to the nearest sports bar to bet on a horse.

      He waits for the 7th race of the day then bets all of his money on the horse N°7.


      The horse came in seventh place.
      Last edited by RonB; September 21, 2019, 08:42 AM.

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      • RonB
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        Aaaand right now there are 7 likes...

      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I'd give it a like, but well, that would spoil it, now wouldn't it? ;-)
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14075
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 14075
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.


        It was an ether/oar situation.

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        • Thunder77
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          groooooan!
      • jecucolo
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 1278
        • Schertz Texas
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
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          Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
          Maverick ET-732
          Kingsford Original Charcoal
          Kingsford Competition Charcoal
          Anova Sous Vide

        Heard some said news today, Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part, for his family, was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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        • Texas Larry
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          And, sadly, I laughed out loud at this! 😝 So did my daughter, the hokey pokey queen🤣.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 14075
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        I’m looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage…

        Only driven from time to time.

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        • ScottyC13
          Club Member
          • Jul 2019
          • 594
          • Boston Area
          • Name: Scott, Chemical Engineer

            Equipment:
            Weber Genesis
            Weber Spirit Special Addition, with Griddle and Grillgrates (just got)
            Thermoworks Smoke (2)
            Thermoworks Thermapen (2)
            Thermoworks IR (1)
            Maverick IR (1)
            Penzey's Spice rack with loads of spices

            Hobbies:
            Cooking, wine, guitar, golf, beach, board games, travel, herb gardening

            Want to get into BBQ and Smoking.

          "I have a friend who has a trophy wife. Apparently, it wasn't for first place." - Stephen Wright

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          • holehogg
            Club Member
            • Nov 2017
            • 2642
            • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

            Gave my wife a ring for her birthday. She didn't answer so I left a message.

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            • panteracfh3
              Club Member
              • Jul 2018
              • 281
              • Tewksbury, MA
              • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

              I told my wife to embrace her mistakes...so she hugged me

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              • Huskee
                Administrator
                • May 2014
                • 15764
                • central MI, USA
                • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                  Smokers / Grills
                  • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                  • PBC
                  • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                  • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                  • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
                  • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                  • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                  • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
                  • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                  • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                  • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                  Thermometers
                  • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                  • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                  • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                  • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
                  • Thermapen MkII, orange
                  • ThermoPop, yellow
                  • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                  • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                  • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                  • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                  Accessories
                  • Instant Pot 6qt
                  • Anova Bluetooth SV
                  • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                  • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                  • BBQ Dragon
                  • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                  • Weber grill topper
                  • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                  • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                  • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                  Beverages
                  • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                  • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                  • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                  • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                  • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                  • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                  • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                  About me
                  Real name: Aaron
                  Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                  Occupation:
                  • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

                Curse the English language... My wife gave me a black eye simply for writing her some heartfelt poetry. How you ask? Well, she wanted me to recite her some poetry, but not just memorizing others' poems, she wanted me to write my own poetry and recite it to her to make her feel special for our anniversary. Inspired by "When I look at you, time stands still" ...I changed it to "Your face could stop a clock."

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                • (Blake)
                  Former Member
                  • Jul 2017
                  • 62

                  During the days not smoking
                  Attached Files

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                  • fkrall
                    Club Member
                    • Jan 2017
                    • 181
                    • Northern NJ

                    As seen on Jay Leno's Tonight show--clip available on YouTube:

                    Jay's guest was a spry, neatly dressed elderly lady who was celebrating her 100th birthday by visiting LA.

                    Jay asked her what she'd done today. "I put on a nice hat, one of my best dresses, and I went to Disneyland."

                    "Did you have a good time?"

                    "I did, but it was a very windy day. The wind was a-blowin' and every time I held on to my hat the wind would blow my dress up and all over the place. At one point a man yelled, "Lady you'd better hold down your skirt; you're showing everything you got."

                    I said "Everything down there is 100 years old, and this is a brand new hat!"

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                  • Cheef
                    Banned Former Member
                    • Oct 2015
                    • 671

                    What's Green, Turns red, goes back and forth and screams?

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                    • Mr. Bones
                      Mr. Bones commented
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                      Um, mebbe a Blonde, at a stoplight???

                    • Cheef
                      Cheef commented
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                      My son told me that one YEARS ago. Brought it home from the second grade. It actually kind of shocked me when he told me the answer--but it was a gentler time back then.

                      KERMIT the Frog in a meat slicer is the answer.

                    • gcdmd
                      gcdmd commented
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                      https://joecartoon.com/watch/k1bbbc

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