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    #1546
    This is most likely not new, but it sure made me laugh out loud:

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      #1547
      Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
      Me: Police were outlawed in 2148, so why are you dressed like that?
      Police: It is 2019.
      Me: Damn, I must have been doing 88 miles per hour.
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        #1548
        A fly feels a bug on its back.



        “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?”, it asks.

        “I mite be”, giggles the mite.

        “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard”, groans the fly.

        “What do you expect?”, says the mite. “I came up with it on the fly!”
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        • holehogg
          #1548.1
          holehogg commented
          August 28, 2019, 01:02 PM
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          🔇.
        #1549
        In a span oi 11 years 115 people died in weightlifting accidents at Gyms.

        In the same 11 Year period only 1 person died eating a doughnut.

        MAKE GOOD CHOICES!
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        • Huskee
          #1549.1
          Huskee commented
          August 28, 2019, 10:02 PM
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          Same could be said for salad & veggie recalls vs hamburger & bacon recalls 🤔
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        #1550
        Not to cast aspersions on anyone, but this reminded me of some of the jokes we share here.

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          #1551
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          • Mr. Bones
            #1551.2
            Mr. Bones commented
            August 31, 2019, 06:13 AM
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            Ya sure nailed that one, Brother!
            BTDT, still have some of th t shirts...
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          • RonB
            #1551.3
            RonB commented
            August 31, 2019, 06:18 AM
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            Mr. Bones - I wus thinkin' of you and lonnie mac when I posted this...
            Last edited by RonB; August 31, 2019, 07:31 AM.
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          • ScottyC13
            #1551.4
            ScottyC13 commented
            August 31, 2019, 09:02 AM
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            I made $110 a night playing at Steakhouses back in the early ‘90s!
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          #1552
          Public Service Announcement

          DON'T do this, if yall have a cat, a'ight?

          Trust an ol hillbilly; cats do, instinctively, know, zackly where yer Major Arteries are located... (an yer 'boys', btw)

          Jus Sayin'...
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          Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 1, 2019, 11:32 AM.
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            #1553
            Seen this over yonder, kinda like th writeup, but LOVED th meme, so sharin it here...
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            Now...How dat makes me feel??? Good Question, yall.
            Reckon bout like so...
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            When hard pressed upon, possibily even like so...

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            YMMV, of course... Please, yall, feel free to stand by to stand by, an milla bout, Smartly!
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 1, 2019, 01:16 PM.
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            • Polarbear777
              #1553.2
              Polarbear777 commented
              September 1, 2019, 02:24 PM
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              That first dish is NOT organic!
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            • ofelles
              #1553.3
              ofelles commented
              September 1, 2019, 05:20 PM
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              Sometimes I worry about you Mr. Bones. I'm beginning to think I should always worry about you.
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            • Mr. Bones
              #1553.4
              Mr. Bones commented
              September 1, 2019, 09:13 PM
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              Heehee!
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            #1554
            The picture posted by RonB reminded me of this.

            What do you say to a musician in a suit?
            ”Will the defendant please rise.”
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            • Donw
              #1554.1
              Donw commented
              September 2, 2019, 01:58 PM
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              What do call a drummer whose girlfriend broke up with him?
              Homeless.
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            #1555
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              #1556
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              • Mosca
                #1556.1
                Mosca commented
                September 6, 2019, 07:15 PM
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                Oooo. That’s a good one. Because you need to know the other joke first.
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              #1557
              I’ve started heavily investing in stocks: beef, chicken, veal, fish, and vegetable.
              I hope one day to be a bouillonaire.
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              • ofelles
                #1557.1
                ofelles commented
                September 2, 2019, 01:14 PM
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                groan!
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              #1558
              Everytime I go to the ATM I feel sick.
              I think I've got withdrawal symptoms.
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                • Henrik
                  #1559.1
                  Henrik commented
                  September 6, 2019, 02:25 PM
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                  Ha ha ha!
                #1560
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                • Craigar
                  #1560.1
                  Craigar commented
                  September 5, 2019, 02:37 PM
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                  And why does it cost $89.95?
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                • RonB
                  #1560.2
                  RonB commented
                  September 5, 2019, 03:15 PM
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                  Craigar - I saw that - it must be a truckload sale...
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                • ofelles
                  #1560.3
                  ofelles commented
                  September 5, 2019, 03:26 PM
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                  It would be fun to watch her face as I reached for my belt and said. Lets try this out!
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