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          • Thunder77
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            New cooker!

          I like this retirement plan!
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            Sure do miss these guys
            Tim Conway
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

            Foster Brooks
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkW35T1jQB0

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            This is a Utah joke......

            Ever had a Ute taco?

            What is a Ute taco?

            It is the same as Navajo taco.....except you use ground Cougar.

            (Univ of Ut vs BYU)

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            • MBMorgan
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              Ute undergrad here ... 😎👍 ...

            • Thunder77
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              GROOOOOAN! Spinaker!

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            • ComfortablyNumb
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              Actually, I do play chess, and very well. I can say this, chess makes sense. But watch the evening news and life makes no sense at all!

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            • Craigar
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              Or a boot.

            • CaptainMike
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              ComfortablyNumb it seems like you were ending up in a cone about every 6 weeks or so for a while there! I hope everything's healed up and haired over.

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              CaptainMike Getting along, I was supposed to see the doc yesterday but something happened and he is off the week, so I'll see him next week. I had to order some new lace up boots as my foot is still swollen and I only have tall pull on boots. So I'm breaking them in and expect I'll be browning up in a fortnight.

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            • MBMorgan
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              Amen!

            • Mr. Bones
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              Nearly snotted Guinness onto my screen! ROFLMAO!!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
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              Or does it mean that the sellers of the water are smart?

              Sometimes with jokes like this I get to laugh twice! Thanks RonB and Mr. Bones!

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            • Mr. Bones
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              LMAO!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
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              Can we get a 1 month review on these? Do they only work in the kitchen? Personally I would need them to work for more than 1 room. Outdoors also, or are they just an indoor item? Oooh, there was one more question I had...

            An Aggie walks into a police station looking for a job.
            The Captain wants to ask him a few questions first

            How much is 24+45?

            Aggie: 49!

            Captain: What’s the square root of 225?

            Aggie: 15!

            Captain: Nice! Now who killed Abraham Lincoln?

            Aggie: Umm.. I don’t know.

            Captain: Well go home and think about it and come back tomorrow with the answer.

            When the Aggie gets home he calls up one of his Corp buddies and tell him about the interview. His friend asked “Did you get the job?”
            The Aggie says not only did I get the job I’m on my first murder case!

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              “Doctor”, said the receptionist over the intercom, “There a man waiting to see you that thinks he is invisible?”
              Doctors responded "Tell him I can't see him now"


              I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
              I'm better now because "I turned myself around" 🎶

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                • pkadare
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                  True story, I did my grade 12 French oral assignment on seals. I'll leave it up to the readers to figure out why that might be funny. :-)

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                • JimLinebarger
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                  Of the 3 models displayed, does one out perform the others?

                • RonB
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                  JimLinebarger - The one in the middle looks like it's spring is wound a little tighter.

                • pkadare
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                  Our doormat says, "Do not ring doorbell, text me. There's no reason to get the dog involved."

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