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  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1329
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1329
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1329
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 14075
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • Thunder77
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            New cooker!
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2886
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          I like this retirement plan!
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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2877
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

            Sure do miss these guys
            Tim Conway
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

            Foster Brooks
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkW35T1jQB0

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          • THE Humble Texan
            Club Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 174

            This is a Utah joke......

            Ever had a Ute taco?

            What is a Ute taco?

            It is the same as Navajo taco.....except you use ground Cougar.

            (Univ of Ut vs BYU)

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            • MBMorgan
              MBMorgan commented
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              Ute undergrad here ... 😎👍 ...

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              GROOOOOAN! Spinaker!
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 681
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              Actually, I do play chess, and very well. I can say this, chess makes sense. But watch the evening news and life makes no sense at all!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 14075
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • Craigar
              Craigar commented
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              Or a boot.

            • CaptainMike
              CaptainMike commented
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              ComfortablyNumb it seems like you were ending up in a cone about every 6 weeks or so for a while there! I hope everything's healed up and haired over.

            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              CaptainMike Getting along, I was supposed to see the doc yesterday but something happened and he is off the week, so I'll see him next week. I had to order some new lace up boots as my foot is still swollen and I only have tall pull on boots. So I'm breaking them in and expect I'll be browning up in a fortnight.
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 14075
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • MBMorgan
              MBMorgan commented
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              Amen!

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Nearly snotted Guinness onto my screen! ROFLMAO!!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
              JimLinebarger commented
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              Or does it mean that the sellers of the water are smart?

              Sometimes with jokes like this I get to laugh twice! Thanks RonB and Mr. Bones!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 14075
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              LMAO!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
              JimLinebarger commented
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              Can we get a 1 month review on these? Do they only work in the kitchen? Personally I would need them to work for more than 1 room. Outdoors also, or are they just an indoor item? Oooh, there was one more question I had...
          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1278
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            An Aggie walks into a police station looking for a job.
            The Captain wants to ask him a few questions first

            How much is 24+45?

            Aggie: 49!

            Captain: What’s the square root of 225?

            Aggie: 15!

            Captain: Nice! Now who killed Abraham Lincoln?

            Aggie: Umm.. I don’t know.

            Captain: Well go home and think about it and come back tomorrow with the answer.

            When the Aggie gets home he calls up one of his Corp buddies and tell him about the interview. His friend asked “Did you get the job?”
            The Aggie says not only did I get the job I’m on my first murder case!

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            • jecucolo
              Club Member
              • Nov 2015
              • 1278
              • Schertz Texas
              • Pit Barrel Cooker
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                Maverick ET-732
                Kingsford Original Charcoal
                Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                Anova Sous Vide

              “Doctor”, said the receptionist over the intercom, “There a man waiting to see you that thinks he is invisible?”
              Doctors responded "Tell him I can't see him now"


              I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
              I'm better now because "I turned myself around" 🎶

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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 14075
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

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                • pkadare
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                  True story, I did my grade 12 French oral assignment on seals. I'll leave it up to the readers to figure out why that might be funny. :-)
              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 14075
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

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                • JimLinebarger
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                  Of the 3 models displayed, does one out perform the others?

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  JimLinebarger - The one in the middle looks like it's spring is wound a little tighter.

                • pkadare
                  pkadare commented
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                  Our doormat says, "Do not ring doorbell, text me. There's no reason to get the dog involved."

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