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  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 470
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 470
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 470
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 10673
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
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          • Thunder77
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            New cooker!
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2486
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          I like this retirement plan!
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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 838
            • Brentwood CA
            • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
              Klose Charcoal Grill
              VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
              Maverick ET-733
              Maverick PT-75
              Thermoworks Signal
              Thermoworks Dot

            Sure do miss these guys
            Tim Conway
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

            Foster Brooks
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkW35T1jQB0

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            • gcdmd
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              Brooks also wrote a poem about the pitcher who struck Casey out. I saw him recite it once (non-drunk) in a brogue on Johnny Carson. It's not on YouTube, unfortunately.

              https://www.freedomcardboard.com/for...y-on-the-Mound
              Last edited by gcdmd; August 21st, 2019, 04:52 AM.
          • THE Humble Texan
            Club Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 144

            This is a Utah joke......

            Ever had a Ute taco?

            What is a Ute taco?

            It is the same as Navajo taco.....except you use ground Cougar.

            (Univ of Ut vs BYU)

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            • MBMorgan
              MBMorgan commented
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              Ute undergrad here ... 😎👍 ...

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              GROOOOOAN! Spinaker!
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 308
            • North Central Iowa
            • Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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            • ComfortablyNumb
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              Actually, I do play chess, and very well. I can say this, chess makes sense. But watch the evening news and life makes no sense at all!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10673
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
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            • Craigar
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              Or a boot.

            • CaptainMike
              CaptainMike commented
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              ComfortablyNumb it seems like you were ending up in a cone about every 6 weeks or so for a while there! I hope everything's healed up and haired over.

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              CaptainMike Getting along, I was supposed to see the doc yesterday but something happened and he is off the week, so I'll see him next week. I had to order some new lace up boots as my foot is still swollen and I only have tall pull on boots. So I'm breaking them in and expect I'll be browning up in a fortnight.
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10673
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • MBMorgan
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              Amen!

            • Mr. Bones
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              Nearly snotted Guinness onto my screen! ROFLMAO!!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
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              Or does it mean that the sellers of the water are smart?

              Sometimes with jokes like this I get to laugh twice! Thanks RonB and Mr. Bones!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10673
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • Mr. Bones
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              LMAO!!!!

            • JimLinebarger
              JimLinebarger commented
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              Can we get a 1 month review on these? Do they only work in the kitchen? Personally I would need them to work for more than 1 room. Outdoors also, or are they just an indoor item? Oooh, there was one more question I had...
          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1177
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            An Aggie walks into a police station looking for a job.
            The Captain wants to ask him a few questions first

            How much is 24+45?

            Aggie: 49!

            Captain: What’s the square root of 225?

            Aggie: 15!

            Captain: Nice! Now who killed Abraham Lincoln?

            Aggie: Umm.. I don’t know.

            Captain: Well go home and think about it and come back tomorrow with the answer.

            When the Aggie gets home he calls up one of his Corp buddies and tell him about the interview. His friend asked “Did you get the job?”
            The Aggie says not only did I get the job I’m on my first murder case!

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            • jecucolo
              Club Member
              • Nov 2015
              • 1177
              • Schertz Texas
              • Pit Barrel Cooker
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                Maverick ET-732
                Kingsford Original Charcoal
                Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                Anova Sous Vide

              “Doctor”, said the receptionist over the intercom, “There a man waiting to see you that thinks he is invisible?”
              Doctors responded "Tell him I can't see him now"


              I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
              I'm better now because "I turned myself around" 🎶

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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 10673
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

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                • pkadare
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                  True story, I did my grade 12 French oral assignment on seals. I'll leave it up to the readers to figure out why that might be funny. :-)
              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 10673
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

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                • JimLinebarger
                  JimLinebarger commented
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                  Of the 3 models displayed, does one out perform the others?

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  JimLinebarger - The one in the middle looks like it's spring is wound a little tighter.

                • pkadare
                  pkadare commented
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                  Our doormat says, "Do not ring doorbell, text me. There's no reason to get the dog involved."

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              This beautifully embroidered shirt is the same one Meathead wears in public and on TV. It's wash and wear and doesn't need ironing (really!), but it is a soft cottonlike feel. Choice of four colors and both men's and women's.

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              These are not ads or paid placements. These Are Some Of Our Favorite Tools And Toys.

              These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

              Use our links when you buy things

              Many merchants pay us a small referral fee when you click our links and purchase from them. On Amazon it works on everything from grills to diapers, they never tell us what you bought, it has zero impact on the price you pay, but has a major impact on our ability to improve this site! If you like AmazingRibs.com, please save this link and use it every time you go to Amazon

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              Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

              Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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              The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

              Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

              Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

              Click here to read our detailed review

              Click here to order from Amazon


              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

              Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

              Click here for our review of this superb smoker


              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

              Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order