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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10696
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to

    the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was

    going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting alittle desperate."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, andis wearing short shorts What does your wife look like?'

    To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 10696
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      HOW TO CALL THE POLICE ...

      WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

      George Phillips , an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife

      told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the

      bedroom window.



      George opened the back door to go turn off the light,

      but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


      He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

      He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me .


      Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will

      be along when one is available"


      George said, "Okay."

      He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

      "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

      Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them both

      and he hung up.


      Within five minutes, six Police Cars , a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and

      an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.


      One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

      George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

      ( True Story )


      Don't mess with old people

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      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Ain't Dat Da Truth?!?!?!?!
        If there was any possible way to LIKE this about∞∞∞∞∞ times, well, Brother, then I would be jus a wearin that there button out!!!
        Made my Monday!!!

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        It's a funny story but not actually true. Don't try this at home, as this article shows:

        https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ti...iting-for-you/

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        I have no doubt that this is not a true story, but it made a great sermon illustration a few years ago.
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 966
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      Another newsletter dandy:

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 310
        • North Central Iowa
        • Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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        • THE Humble Texan
          THE Humble Texan commented
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          Shame on you!! (;(;

        • Donw
          Donw commented
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          Okay done but now the mileage in my car is terrible.🙂

        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Donw, the important thing is they can't track you, except by the shreds of rubber you leave behind.
      • Polarbear777
        Club Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 1292

        How do you recognize a “dad joke?”

        It’s apparent.

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        • MBMorgan
          MBMorgan commented
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          Groan ... oh Spinaker

        • JimLinebarger
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          I think by clicking "Like" to things like this we will just be encouraging this type of behavior.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 473
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 473
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 473
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            https://youtube.com/watch?v=b26Ll9q77Pw

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            • surfdog
              surfdog commented
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              For some reason that one didn’t embed properly. :-/
              Oh well, still funny.

            • RonB
              RonB commented
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              It worked for me.
          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 473
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            I was in a public toilet & had just sat down, when a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi!, how are you?"
            Somewhat taken aback, I said, "I'm doing fine.”
            The voice said "So what are you up to?"
            I said, "Um...just doing the same as you, sitting here."
            From next door, "Can I come over?"
            Suprised and a little annoyed, I said, “Eh...rather busy right now".
            The voice then said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions.”

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 10696
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • RonB
                RonB commented
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                HawkerXP - not fast enough 'cause you are full of it.

              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                Only for a short time. I. Am a regular guy. Robb

              • holehogg
                holehogg commented
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                I can fly as noted by HawkerXP
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 848
              • Brentwood CA
              • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
                Klose Charcoal Grill
                VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
                Maverick ET-733
                Maverick PT-75
                Thermoworks Signal
                Thermoworks Dot

              For those MCS moments!

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              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 848
                • Brentwood CA
                • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
                  Klose Charcoal Grill
                  VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
                  Maverick ET-733
                  Maverick PT-75
                  Thermoworks Signal
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Or how about this?

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                • surfdog
                  surfdog commented
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                  I had a colleague years ago that used to say his house decor was “Dead relative.”
              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 848
                • Brentwood CA
                • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
                  Klose Charcoal Grill
                  VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
                  Maverick ET-733
                  Maverick PT-75
                  Thermoworks Signal
                  Thermoworks Dot

                One last one

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                • ComfortablyNumb
                  ComfortablyNumb commented
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                  Is that anywhere near me? I'm having another molar pulled next week and have holes on both sides. :-(

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  ComfortablyNumb - all you need is a battery powered blender and a big straw.

                • ComfortablyNumb
                  ComfortablyNumb commented
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                  RonB I don't have a blender, but I do have a bottle opener!
              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 848
                • Brentwood CA
                • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
                  Klose Charcoal Grill
                  VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
                  Maverick ET-733
                  Maverick PT-75
                  Thermoworks Signal
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?
                No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

                The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”

                Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

                He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!

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                • Henrik
                  Founding Member - Moderator Emeritus
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 3606
                  • Stockholm, Sweden

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                  These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

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                  Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

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                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                  Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                  If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                  slow n sear

                  The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                  Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                  Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                  the good one grill

                  The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                  the good one grill

                  The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                  The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                  The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                  Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                  The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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                  The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

                  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.


                  Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                  Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                  Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                  G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                  Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                  If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                  Click here to read our detailed review

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                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                  Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                  Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                  Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  PK 360 grill

                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                  Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                  Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                  fireboard bbq thermometer

                  With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order