Things I won’t do again....

[Planner47]

You will put your eye out RALPHEE

[smokin fool]

Oh yeah, like that tv show where stupid people do stupider things on skateboards, bikes, lawn tractors and jump off roofs etc....on purpose
I absolutely roar when I see them lying in a bloody moaning heap after they land
Could watch that all night

[Uncle Bob]

[Steve R.]

Absent minded me put my wallet in that same spot on my truck once. I probably said similar words.

[hoovarmin]

Steve R. and smokin fool kids are too soft these days, lol.

[Cheef]

Ride a Billy Pugh off the deck of a work boat in 20' seas.
I did it hundreds of times on and off the boats.
Every time I'd get off I would swear to the good Lord I'd never get on one again and then it would time for crew change and to go home, and I'd be the first one grabbing hold.

[Wedunne]

Something that rhymes with "truck," perhaps?

[jerrybell]

Put my computer bag on the tonneau cover of the truck. I'm easily distracted anyway and this didn't end well. Anybody can probably guess the first words out of my mouth when I got to work that morning.

[Steve R.]

I learned that even if you return the lever, you shouldn't shoot a solid plastic General Custer action figure with it. After digging out the BB that stuck in the corner of my eye, I was feeling pretty lucky to have avoided real injury.

[smokin fool]

Oh yeah, kid I knew did that, heard him 2 miles away.
Ahh, the good old days when I toy gun could hurt you!

[hoovarmin]

Pull the trigger on a Daisy Red Rider without returning the lever. Broke 2 fingers.

[HawkerXP]

I always thought them thar things were dangerous!

[JPatrickRemiger]

Supposed to start on Smoke temp and I started on 225. Never got hot. Restarted...got too hot

[Jerod Broussard]

What has to be done?

[JPatrickRemiger]

Start-up my Traeger our of sequence.

Holy crap.