Welcome!


This is a membership forum. As a guest, you can click around a bit. View 5 pages for free. If you would like to participate, please join.

[ Pitmaster Club Information | Join Now | Login | Contact Us ]

There are 4 page views remaining.

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Noooooo I messed up bad!!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Noooooo I messed up bad!!

    I'm cooking a brisket, ribs, and pork loin and I lost track or time. I have no beer and the Liqour stores in Jersey close at 10 noooooo!!!
    Attached Files

    #2
    No alcohol sales after 10 on a Friday night!?! 🤯

    Comment


    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
      Editing a comment
      Nah no booze after 10 in Jersey but my neighbor came through!

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
      Editing a comment
      It's not like I needed another reason why I live on the West Coast, but I will add this to my list.

    #3
    You’re screwed. Bummer.

    Comment


    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
      Editing a comment
      Neighbor hooked me up!!

    #4
    Find a local crack dealer on a corner near you. 😳😬😁
    Heck you’re in Jersey City. Cain’t be that hard to find. 😂
    At least it will keep you up to finish the cook. 🤦🏼 Just saying

    Comment


    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
      Editing a comment
      I could always sell my house and buy 3 of them in Rockland County and still have change lol. Nah, you haven't been to JC in awhile, it's nice with a ton of amenities, of course like any city there are tough areas but I've provided a nice home in a safe area for my kids. We like it
      Last edited by tenphases; May 21, 2021, 09:44 PM.

    • Steve B
      Steve B commented
      Editing a comment
      You're not kidding about the price of homes here. It's ridiculous. And the taxes geeeze
      You know I was just messin.

    • Troutman
      Troutman commented
      Editing a comment
      You could probably sell your house in Jersey and come to Houston and buy a small subdivision for that matter

    #5
    You must have emergency provisions. What were you thinking?

    Comment


    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
      Editing a comment
      I don't! im. An idiot, the fridge is full of brisket!!!
      Last edited by tenphases; May 21, 2021, 10:02 PM.

    #6
    The one thing about bein in the Pit, it’s always a learnin experience! Lesson learned I’m sure.

    Comment


      #7
      I got ya covered. here's what you gonna do. head up the 495 to the Lincoln Tunnel. if they give ya trouble at the booth tell them latenight said to tell Maria to tell Julio to tell James to tell Delroy to tell Lisa that it's okay. you're gonna wanna take 36th to MSG then right on 9th, left on 23rd then right on 5th, left on 12th, right on Broiadway, left on Houston, right on Essex. Gary's Liqour. Tell 'em latenight sent ya! Enjoy!

      Comment


      • tenphases
        tenphases commented
        Editing a comment
        🤣🤣🤣 Gary's liqours, let go!! NYC transplant?

      • latenight71
        latenight71 commented
        Editing a comment
        just been in the barrel a few times or more. know where to find a drink when needed.

      #8
      Just go with whiskey and 7 Up instead.

      Comment


        #9
        Put this app on ya phone, stat!! They deliver. Good beer selection too.

        Click image for larger version

Name:	1B45BBB0-ECE5-4D03-94F6-D6DA851C6850.jpeg
Views:	136
Size:	81.7 KB
ID:	1034534

        Comment


          #10
          You need to find a local liquor store that has a bar. They will sell beer and wine until 2. Or just get carry out from an actual bar.

          Comment


            #11
            That falls in line as a major,,,,,,you know what !!!!!!

            Comment


              #12
              Beer and Liquor will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no Beer and Liqour.
              Happy Grilling to you and beverage of your choice.

              Comment

              Announcement

              Collapse
              No announcement yet.
              Working...
              X
              false
              0
              Guest
              500
              ["pitmaster-my-membership","login","join-pitmaster","lostpw","reset-password","special-offers","help","nojs","meat-ups","gifts","authaau-alpha","ebooklogin-start","alpha","start"]
              false
              false
              {"count":0,"link":"/forum/announcements/","debug":""}
              Yes
              Rubs Promo

              Spotlight

              These are not ads or paid placements. These are some of our favorite tools and toys.

              These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

              Use Our Links To Help Keep Us Alive

              A big part of this site is our unbiased equipment and product reviews. We love playing with toys and we have no problem calling them the way we see them. Some companies pay a finder’s fee if a reader clicks a link on AmazingRibs.com and buys a product. It has zero impact on our reviews, zero impact on the price you pay, and the sites never tell us what you bought, but it has a major impact on our ability to keep this site alive! So before you buy, please click our links. Here’s a link that takes you to a page on Amazon that has some of our favorite tools and toys: https://tinyurl.com/amazingribs


              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy


              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers because temperature control is so much easier.

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Efficiency Of A Kamado Plus The Flexibility Of The Slow ‘N Sear Insert

              kamado grill
              Built around SnS Grill’s patented Slow ‘N Sear charcoal kettle accessory, this 22-inch kamado is a premium ceramic grill that brings true 2-zone cooking to a kamado.

              Click here for our article on this exciting cooker


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet’s Dual Tube Burners

              3 burner gas grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King’s proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read ourcompletereview


              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted


              Napoleon’s 22″ Pro Cart Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It’s hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the 22″ Pro Cart a viable alternative.

              Click here for more about what makes this grill special


              Blackstone Rangetop Combo: Griddle And Deep Fryer In One


              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, grilled cheese, and so much more. And why deep fry indoors when you can avoid the smell and mess by doing it outside!

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              Fireboard Labs Product Photo Shoot. Kansas City Commercial Portrait and Wedding Photographers ©Kevin Ashley Photography

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.
              Click here to read our detailedreview


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One


              The Good-One Open Range is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read ourcomplete review