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How to avoid Lawnmower Beer.

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  • smokenoob
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    Mr. Bones yep, can you say mutually exclusive?
    Even I think I’ll have a beer is not proper.
    It should read I’ll have a beer.

  • Mr. Bones
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    Hmmmm...

    Reckon ah'ma haveta do me some serious researchin, here, but:

    My initial, gut feelin is that th words 'beer', an 'thought' might not actually even belong in th same sentence, together, like... LOL!!!
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; May 9, 2021, 05:07 PM.

  • Mr. Bones
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    Exceedinly Brave of ya, ComfortablyNumb !!! Much Respect!!!

    Reckon ah'm bout as zoomed in on that whole deal as I'd ever care to be...

  • Mr. Bones
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    Yup^^^

    Sometimes, if'n yer 'Real Lucky', that particular Day, ya can also ingest a LIVE, an VERY PIERCED ORF Bee, or Hornet, that has made its way into th can, whilst ya was busy mowin, an such...

    Always a Treat!!!

  • Mr. Bones
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    BTDT, Many Times...Still has me th T-Shirt LOL

  • Razor
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    Prefer my beer ice cold, no coffee, not Hershey bars, or jimmies on it; https://youtu.be/vdzyy5p9-M4

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  • Razor
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    If there are blue mountains on your can, that ain’t beer. 😉

  • Max Good
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    ComfortablyNumb I stand in the shadow of your brilliance.

  • bbqLuv
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    pkadare commented: Washing hogs is about all that is good for.

    See He is pairing it with Pork. PBR pairs well pork and just about anything else. We agree!
    Wash down some tasty bits.

  • jharner
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    Damn that is putting to much thought into enjoying a BEER

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  • ComfortablyNumb
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    I tried zooming in to read what is printed on the back of her shirt and noticed her back is dirty. Poor girl must spend a lot of time on it....

  • ComfortablyNumb
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    Solution. Finish first beer before you start the mower. Finish second beer while mower warms up. By then you'll need a quick trip to the washroom, drink third beer on way back to mower. When you get there, determine you are too drunk to safely operate the mower, so shut off engine and sit down to drink fourth beer.

  • ComfortablyNumb
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    Jfrosty27 I don't know about that. Wife would be drinking half the beers and you could spend the money your paying the kid on more beer. I think I'll keep mine on the mower, bonus is I can't hear what she is saying over the noise of the engine.

  • Willy
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    Lawnmower beer? You talking ‘bout PBR?

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  • Mark V
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    It is too cold when it explodes in the freezer.

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