Welcome!


This is a membership forum. As a guest, you can click around a bit. View 5 pages for free. If you would like to participate, please join.

[ Pitmaster Club Information | Join Now | Login | Contact Us ]

There are 4 page views remaining.

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Testicle Festival

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Testicle Festival

    I just might have the balls to go this year. I have heard that it is nuts.

    http://www.roundthebendsteakhouse.co...3/Summary.aspx


    #2
    without reading the link, so long as i bring my wife's purse i have the necessary equipment

    Comment


    • Craigar
      Craigar commented
      Editing a comment
      I'm right with ya. The only reason I might be going is she thinks she would like to go this year. So after 20 years of asking if she would like to go, I kept quiet this year and now it is her idea.

    #3
    That's nuts.

    Comment


      #4
      I once knew a squirrel who lst his nuts.

      Comment


        #5
        Nuts to this.

        Comment


          #6
          I just had an operation on one of mine and I'm walking like John Wayne. Count me OUT.

          Comment


            #7
            GO - you will have a ball, or two, or three...

            Comment


              #8
              Originally posted by RonB View Post
              GO - you will have a ball, or two, or three...
              We will if the temperature is to Mama's liking. The Norwegian Princess doesn't do well outside if the temps are over 85°. I have noticed since the new owners took over their menu has changed for the festival. In the years gone by they also offered pork, lamb and turkey.

              Comment


              • Potkettleblack
                Potkettleblack commented
                Editing a comment
                Turkey testes?

              • Craigar
                Craigar commented
                Editing a comment
                Potkettleblack yep, that is the first I had heard of anyone eating them.

              #9
              The Old Rocky Mountain Oysters. Let the games begin.

              Comment


              • Danjohnston949
                Danjohnston949 commented
                Editing a comment
                Spin, See BelowL

              #10
              Deer testicles are cheap. They're under a buck!

              Comment


              • Craigar
                Craigar commented
                Editing a comment
                Ha! There's a radio station that has a similar line. "...the cheapest meat? Deer balls, because they are under a buck". Cracks me up every time I hear it.

              • JimmieOhio
                JimmieOhio commented
                Editing a comment
                The original joke is: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

                Beer nuts are $3.99 a pound and deer nuts are under a buck.

              #11
              When I worked at a ranch, farm, custom feed lot, during the summer in High School back in the late 60's we were "clipping" the bulls and the guys threw the mountain oysters on the fire ( for branding ) and they were good. They also saved the "bags" because a guy made coin purses with them.

              Comment


              • Jerod Broussard
                Jerod Broussard commented
                Editing a comment
                While castrating back home we hung a scrotum on a fence post and forgot about it. Shriveled doesn't being to describe that thing when we went back to it weeks later.

              #12
              A friend of mine named Nad asked me about this, I advised him to go.

              Comment


              • Jerod Broussard
                Jerod Broussard commented
                Editing a comment
                Had a cousin who wanted his kin to call him Nad so that in sports they could yell, "GO NAD!" Oddly none agreed.
                Last edited by Jerod Broussard; June 17, 2016, 05:38 AM.

              #13
              Click image for larger version

Name:	IMG_20160617_111450057_HDR[1].jpg
Views:	203
Size:	195.2 KB
ID:	182087 I just saw this can of nuts in a store window.

              Comment


                #14
                Boys and Girls, 100Yrs Ago when I was a Teen, My Dad was going to Trim the Bull Calves and Vacinate them before it got to Hot? He used to Use a Warm Lysol & Water/Soap Concoction to Disefect the Scrotoms and his Knife and Emasculattor! Somehow the Local Legion Club wanted to have a Bull Fry and asked Dad to Save the Burrs for Them! Dad told them Sure N/C and We Did! Memory Serve there was about 15-20 Gals were collected for Them! Everything was Just Great until they started Dropping those Oysters into the Deep Fryer? Apparently the Hot Grease activated the Lysol and the Stench of the Lysol cleared the Legion Hall! If I remember correctly some of the Officers came Roaring into Farm Yard to File Their Complaint! This is Fact!: Dad was kind of a Quiet Humble Guy (ALMOST)! First He told Those City Boys he would be G-D D----D if he was going to have his Calves Dying From Infection or Maggot Infestation so that a Bunch of No Good SOB's like Them could Eat Nuts! I Never Figured Out Why but We Never Saved Them For Anyone Again?
                Eat Well and Prosper! From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
                Last edited by Danjohnston949; June 17, 2016, 03:06 PM.

                Comment

                Announcement

                Collapse
                No announcement yet.
                Working...
                X
                false
                0
                Guest
                500
                ["pitmaster-my-membership","login","join-pitmaster","lostpw","reset-password","special-offers","help","nojs","meat-ups","gifts","authaau-alpha","ebooklogin-start","alpha","start"]
                false
                false
                {"count":0,"link":"/forum/announcements/","debug":""}
                Yes
                Rubs Promo

                Spotlight

                These are not ads or paid placements. These are some of our favorite tools and toys.

                These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

                Use Our Links To Help Keep Us Alive

                A big part of this site is our unbiased equipment and product reviews. We love playing with toys and we have no problem calling them the way we see them. Some companies pay a finder’s fee if a reader clicks a link on AmazingRibs.com and buys a product. It has zero impact on our reviews, zero impact on the price you pay, and the sites never tell us what you bought, but it has a major impact on our ability to keep this site alive! So before you buy, please click our links. Here’s a link that takes you to a page on Amazon that has some of our favorite tools and toys: https://tinyurl.com/amazingribs


                The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One


                The Good-One Open Range is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                Click here to read ourcomplete review


                Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater


                Char-Broil’s Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you’re off to the party! Char-Broil’s TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet’s Dual Tube Burners

                3 burner gas grill

                The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King’s proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                Click here to read ourcompletereview


                The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted


                Napoleon’s 22″ Pro Cart Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It’s hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the 22″ Pro Cart a viable alternative.

                Click here for more about what makes this grill special

                 

                Comprehensive Temperature Magnet With 80+ Important Temps

                Amazingribs.com temperature magnet
                Winner of the National BBQ Association’s product of the year award. This 8.5″ x 11″ magnet contains more that 80 benchmark temperatures for meats (both USDA recommended temps as well as the temps chefs recommend), fats and oils, sugars, sous vide, eggs, collagens, wood combustion, breads, and more. Although it is not certified as all-weather, we have tested it outdoors in Chicago weather and it has not delaminated in three years, but there is minor fading.

                Click here to order.


                The Efficiency Of A Kamado Plus The Flexibility Of The Slow ‘N Sear Insert

                kamado grill
                Built around SnS Grill’s patented Slow ‘N Sear charcoal kettle accessory, this 22-inch kamado is a premium ceramic grill that brings true 2-zone cooking to a kamado.

                Click here for our article on this exciting cooker


                GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The InfraredZone


                GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

                Click here for more about what makes these grates so special