New Improved Temperature Magnet With 80+ Benchmarks

[Mr. Bones]

Next Cometh Th Wheel o' Pain...

[CaptainMike]

Hey, I'm an old fireman and I was just trying to put the flames out. Or fan them. Actually, it was the 2nd bourbon blabbering.....

[DaveD]

That's all easy for YOU to say.

[Donw]

Thous’t wax witty upon thy steely surfaces kind sir, flowing mirth and wisdom into our empty vessels.

[Panhead John]

I have absolutely no problem being called dude cause…I am a dude. To me it’s just like being called "Hey man," or " Hey guy". Not a big deal. Hell, I don’t even mind "Hey Mothe. …… ". I do draw the line however with being called ComfortablyNumb

[IowaGirl]

You can call me Dudette anytime, FireMan. Just don't call me late to supper. 'Specially if there's wibs on the menu.

When I share a tidbit of smoky wisdom or wackiness from AR with my hubby, I call the collective bunch of y'all the "Smoker Dudes" and mean it with all affection and good humor.

[DavidNorcross]

CaptainMike I am not sure what you just said....

[Troutman]

How many Caucasians you had there dude 🤪??

[CaptainMike]

A magnet, by any other name would smell as sweet and adhere so deftly to a ferrous substrate. It has been said that opposites attract, but I say nay, for when a magnet glows with such glorious magnetism and adorned with an equal breadth of knowledge and wisdom (for the low, low price of a sawbuck) how could it not avoid the mutual inclusivity of Avarice and Pride? Much like Tolkien's Golden Ring, the Magnet of Knowledge beseeches dudes to knuckle one another's sandwich. I fear this bodes dark, dark times in The Pit of Despair.....

[Troutman]

Honestly I had no idea you read Cosmo PJ!! You definitely are a brother from a different mother 🍺

[Mr. Bones]

Learn mebbe a few tips /tricks, eh?

Pls, give my Love to Derbster, who is likely somewhere either very near yer body parts, or reclinin on / in some lol

[Mr. Bones]

Speakin fer most of us, that I know, right here, in th dadggummed ol Pit...

Reckon, mosta us aspire to reach yer Level, Brother...


Be patient, Please, an give us'n's some workin time, Please???

Apparently, Kansas City Joe McCoy, an Memphis Minnie had some difficulties, up that way, as well "eek:

[Mr. Bones]

Enjoyed th various take on this question...many thanks, y'all...

It's Certainly a quicker read than Duderotomy.

[Mr. Bones]

They're currently on sale...three days. it looks like, along with AR/ Meathead Merch: Rubs Sauces, pls check it out, at this most opportune time.

Hopin this interest yerself in gittin yerself an upgrage magnet, or passin yer ol ones along to Family /Friends...
Happy Holiday, to alla yall, there! :cheers)

[FireMan]

Meat magnet, I don’t need no stinkin magnet! I memorized it, yessir.